The morning before Ian and I left for our holiday to Australia, I woke up, got ready and immediately started getting organized for the trip ahead. I had always been the organized type, just not when it came to all my things. I used to be a self confessed hoarder, at that. I made a list that read:
To Pack:
Warm jacket
Jeans
Shorts and skirts
Casual shirts
T-shirts
Jacket and trousers or dresses
Warm sweater
Tracksuit
Socks
Underwear
Nightwear
Swim wear and towels
Snorkels
Comfortable shoes
Flip flops
Going out shoes
Toiletry bag and contents
Bath towel
Suntan lotion
Insect repellent
Medications
Tissues
Miscellaneous
Sunglasses
Flashlight
Power adapters
Day bag
Overnight bag
Gadgets and chargers
After I finished packing, I put every gadget we owned on charge. I didn't want to get on the plane to find out that my iPad had only 39% left, did I? So anyway, I checked our flight details for the millionth time this week and collapsed on the couch, exhausted. It was around three o'clock, so I had to wake Ian up. He slept in really late especially when he had a big day ahead, which was inconvenient, but I loved how cute he was when he slept. I tiptoed into our room and sat beside him on the bed. I shook his shoulder gently and when he woke up I kissed him on the cheek. He kissed me back. I loved it when his hair was messy. He was so warm. I kissed him more and we fell down on the bed. I giggled and Ian grinned.
"Afternoon, sleepyhead!" I whispered.
"What time is it?" Ian yawned. I moved his face so he could see the alarm clock on the bedside table. "Three o'clock? God, I should have woken up earlier to help you pack."
"No worries! I'm all done." I reassured him.
"So now we can relax." Ian said, kissing me on the cheek again.
"Sorry, we've got to take Candi on her walk, so she doesn't get fat and explode." I grinned.
"Oh, ok! I'll get ready." Ian whispered. We took Candi out for a walk and met some other dogs on the way. It was always Ian's job to pick up the number twos and my job to feed her.
Thursday 26 January 2012
Smosh Fanfiction Chapter 6: Vegemite
The next morning, I woke up to Candi barking at eight o'clock. I went into the laundry where she slept and sat with her for a few minutes and gave her some treats. When I sat down to my laptop, I heard a crash coming from the laundry. I raced back in there to find Candi on top of a box, eating treats that were sitting on the cupboard. She wasn't harmed, but I moved the box straight away and let her out. Ian raced in as well.
"She tried to jump on the box and eat some treats ." I laughed.
"God, we'll have to dog proof this laundry." Ian grinned.
I went to the kitchen and went on twitter. At that moment, I heard a knock on the door. I went to answer it and the postman was standing there, holding a small package.
"Your name Charlotte?" He asked.
"Yep!" I replied. The postman handed me the package.
"Thanks!" I said cheerfully.
I went inside to open the package. It was from my Nan! I suddenly got a lot more excited. I opened it and it was a jar of Vegemite. I heard Ian coming into the kitchen. "Hey Ian! Guess what my Nan sent me!" I hid the jar behind my back.
"What?" Ian yawned.
"Vegemite!" I laughed.
"God! How can you Australians love that stuff?" Ian pretended to throw up. When I found out that Ian tried to make a Vegemite sandwich on Ian is Bored, I had to teach him to use butter and spread the tiniest little bit. He still failed to do that, and now it's his enemy for life.
"Why don't I make you some Vegemite toast?" I giggled.
"What do you think I'd say in this situation?" Ian grinned.
"Please?" I gave him my puppy dog face.
"Oh alright, but only because you used your puppy face!" Ian grinned. I made him some toast, spread some butter on it, and spread a tiny bit of Vegemite on it.
"Ere you go mate!"I put on a stereotypical Aussie accent.
"Thank you, mate!" Ian did a really bad Aussie accent. He took a bite and surprisingly, he seemed to like it.
"It, how you say, gives it a saltiness." Ian changed his accent to French. I laughed.
"You know, my brother eats eggs on Vegemite toast, it's okay, but I don't love it. It's really healthy!" I smiled, knowing I was going to get a reaction.
"Well, it could be nice, if you cut off your tongue!" Ian laughed.
"Hey, you'll be having a lot of it in a couple weeks time!" I pointed out. "I'm gonna make myself some!" I grinned. Ian made a throwing up noise. Anthony came down the stairs and found me making Vegemite toast.
"Ew! Why are you spreading crap on bread?" Anthony joked.
"It's Vegemite!" I spread some 'crap' on his face.
"Ew! It's disgusting!" Anthony screeched, reaching for a sponge.
"Ha Ha! You've got crap on your face!" Ian teased.
"Hey, speaking about Australia, have you told my Nan?" I asked.
"No, I thought you should call her and surprise her!" Ian answered. It was 9AM in California so it was 10AM the next day in Perth. I walked into my room, found my phone and dialed the number.
"Hi Nan!"
"Oh, Charlotte! How are you?"
"I'm good! Guess what Ian bought me for Christmas?"
"What?"
"Two tickets to Perth for ten days!"
"Oh my God! When are you coming?"
"January 8th. Grace is coming over too!"
"Oh my God! I should clean up a bit then!"
"Don't worry, we'll be staying in a hotel."
"Oh, and I bought Ian a daschund. We named her Candi."
"That's nice! Are you bringing her over?"
"Oh, maybe not. The flight is a bit too long. Anthony and Mari are looking after her though."
"Okay, I'll see you then! I'm seeing your mum tomorrow, so I'll tell her then."
"Sounds like a plan!"
"Bye!"
"See ya!" I hung up the phone. It was so nice to speak to my Nan.
"How did she react?" Anthony stood in the doorframe.
"She was really surprised!"
"Cool! By the way, do you want Mari and I to look after Candi?" Anthony asked.
"Yeah that would be good! We're going to get dog food and stuff today, so we should get some extra." I replied.
"Cool! I'm going to have a shower so I'll be ready in a bit." He yawned and walked towards the bathroom and almost tripped over Candi. I found my way into the lounge room and started playing minecraft on my laptop like any normal person would do on a Monday morning. "Die creeper, die!" I heard myself Shit. I'm talking to myself again. I should stop now.
"She tried to jump on the box and eat some treats ." I laughed.
"God, we'll have to dog proof this laundry." Ian grinned.
I went to the kitchen and went on twitter. At that moment, I heard a knock on the door. I went to answer it and the postman was standing there, holding a small package.
"Your name Charlotte?" He asked.
"Yep!" I replied. The postman handed me the package.
"Thanks!" I said cheerfully.
I went inside to open the package. It was from my Nan! I suddenly got a lot more excited. I opened it and it was a jar of Vegemite. I heard Ian coming into the kitchen. "Hey Ian! Guess what my Nan sent me!" I hid the jar behind my back.
"What?" Ian yawned.
"Vegemite!" I laughed.
"God! How can you Australians love that stuff?" Ian pretended to throw up. When I found out that Ian tried to make a Vegemite sandwich on Ian is Bored, I had to teach him to use butter and spread the tiniest little bit. He still failed to do that, and now it's his enemy for life.
"Why don't I make you some Vegemite toast?" I giggled.
"What do you think I'd say in this situation?" Ian grinned.
"Please?" I gave him my puppy dog face.
"Oh alright, but only because you used your puppy face!" Ian grinned. I made him some toast, spread some butter on it, and spread a tiny bit of Vegemite on it.
"Ere you go mate!"I put on a stereotypical Aussie accent.
"Thank you, mate!" Ian did a really bad Aussie accent. He took a bite and surprisingly, he seemed to like it.
"It, how you say, gives it a saltiness." Ian changed his accent to French. I laughed.
"You know, my brother eats eggs on Vegemite toast, it's okay, but I don't love it. It's really healthy!" I smiled, knowing I was going to get a reaction.
"Well, it could be nice, if you cut off your tongue!" Ian laughed.
"Hey, you'll be having a lot of it in a couple weeks time!" I pointed out. "I'm gonna make myself some!" I grinned. Ian made a throwing up noise. Anthony came down the stairs and found me making Vegemite toast.
"Ew! Why are you spreading crap on bread?" Anthony joked.
"It's Vegemite!" I spread some 'crap' on his face.
"Ew! It's disgusting!" Anthony screeched, reaching for a sponge.
"Ha Ha! You've got crap on your face!" Ian teased.
"Hey, speaking about Australia, have you told my Nan?" I asked.
"No, I thought you should call her and surprise her!" Ian answered. It was 9AM in California so it was 10AM the next day in Perth. I walked into my room, found my phone and dialed the number.
"Hi Nan!"
"Oh, Charlotte! How are you?"
"I'm good! Guess what Ian bought me for Christmas?"
"What?"
"Two tickets to Perth for ten days!"
"Oh my God! When are you coming?"
"January 8th. Grace is coming over too!"
"Oh my God! I should clean up a bit then!"
"Don't worry, we'll be staying in a hotel."
"Oh, and I bought Ian a daschund. We named her Candi."
"That's nice! Are you bringing her over?"
"Oh, maybe not. The flight is a bit too long. Anthony and Mari are looking after her though."
"Okay, I'll see you then! I'm seeing your mum tomorrow, so I'll tell her then."
"Sounds like a plan!"
"Bye!"
"See ya!" I hung up the phone. It was so nice to speak to my Nan.
"How did she react?" Anthony stood in the doorframe.
"She was really surprised!"
"Cool! By the way, do you want Mari and I to look after Candi?" Anthony asked.
"Yeah that would be good! We're going to get dog food and stuff today, so we should get some extra." I replied.
"Cool! I'm going to have a shower so I'll be ready in a bit." He yawned and walked towards the bathroom and almost tripped over Candi. I found my way into the lounge room and started playing minecraft on my laptop like any normal person would do on a Monday morning. "Die creeper, die!" I heard myself Shit. I'm talking to myself again. I should stop now.
Smosh Fanfiction Chapter 5: Surprises
Ill just get to it!
"It's a puppy!" Ian wailed. A chestnut brown daschund puppy jumped out of my arms, into Ian's. He started playing with her and I handed him a small bag of treats.
"Thank you so much Charlotte!" Ian laughed while the puppy licked his face.
"What are you going to name her?" I asked.
"I don't know." Ian replied.
"How about we film her and ask the fans to suggest names in the comments?" Anthony joined us with Mari.
"Good idea! We should open the rest of the presents first, though." I replied. We opened all the rest of the presents.
"Here's yours, Charlotte! I hope you like it!" Ian led us to our bedroom. I saw the bed perfectly made and two plane tickets sitting on the end. I rushed over and saw that the destination was Perth, Australia. My home town.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" I screamed, kissing Ian. "I was really missing my family."
"I wanted you and I to go to Australia for ten days." Ian explained. "Guess who will be there as well," Ian exclaimed.
"Who?" I asked.
"Your cousin Grace is over from Melbourne!" Ian replied. I was lost for words. I just stood there, crying and hugging Ian.
Ian and I spent an hour or two in the kitchen, cooking Christmas lunch, while Anthony and Mari were cleaning everything and setting up the dining table. It was our first time having Ian and Anthony's families over for Christmas, so everyone was stressing out.
When our guests started showing up, everyone started congratulating Ian and Mari and popping champagne.
"Hey, Ian!" Ian's brother called out.
"Will! Merry Christmas!" He grinned.
"Hi Charlotte!"
"Hey Will!" I smiled. "Sorry, I have to go and make the trifle."
"Ok, just save some custard for me!" Ian called out as I hurried away.
At the end of the day, all four of us sat on the couch. Ian was playing with the dachshund.
"Should we film her today?" I asked.
"Sure!" Anthony replied. I got the camera and set up the tripod. I sat back down and pressed record.
"Hey guys!" I smiled at the camera.
"So for Christmas this year Charlotte bought me an extra special present. A puppy!" Ian scratched his new pet behind the ear.
"We haven't named her yet, so we want to know some suggestions." Amthony added.
"So leave any suggestions for cute female dog names in the comments below!" Mari said cheerfully. We filmed the dog for a couple minutes and Ian went to edit and post it on YouTube and smosh.com. Immediately, we got hundreds of comments, and we had to look through all of them.
"Poppy, Princess, Cat, Bellatrix, Candi, Cherub, Chocolate, Jaffa, Christie, Cherry, Lucy, Emily, Chloe, Grace, Donna, Lady, Ruby, Annabelle, Sophie, Hannah, Caitlyn, Breanna, Tara, Daisy, Fritz, Sasha, Hermione, Bonnie, Evie, Alyssa, Julie, Emma, Abbi, Sydney, Sootie, Vanilla, Velvet, Muffin, Cupcake, Maddie, Aleks, Manderz, Sleepyhead, Smoshi, Lily, Dobby, Rose, Lavender, Rainbow, Zelda.... Bloody hell! This is going to be hard to choose." I exclaimed.
"Well, Candi, Bellatrix, Cherry, Rose, Lavender and Zelda are good!" Ian suggested.
"I reckon Candi would be the best." Mari added.
"Me too!" Anthony agreed.
"Ok Candi it is!" I declared.
"Awesome! So now we have to go to the pet store and buy a collar, food, a bed, treats, water and food bowls, dog shampoo, toys, and all the rest." Ian mentioned.
"Well we'll do that tomorrow." I laughed.
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"It's a puppy!" Ian wailed. A chestnut brown daschund puppy jumped out of my arms, into Ian's. He started playing with her and I handed him a small bag of treats.
"Thank you so much Charlotte!" Ian laughed while the puppy licked his face.
"What are you going to name her?" I asked.
"I don't know." Ian replied.
"How about we film her and ask the fans to suggest names in the comments?" Anthony joined us with Mari.
"Good idea! We should open the rest of the presents first, though." I replied. We opened all the rest of the presents.
"Here's yours, Charlotte! I hope you like it!" Ian led us to our bedroom. I saw the bed perfectly made and two plane tickets sitting on the end. I rushed over and saw that the destination was Perth, Australia. My home town.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" I screamed, kissing Ian. "I was really missing my family."
"I wanted you and I to go to Australia for ten days." Ian explained. "Guess who will be there as well," Ian exclaimed.
"Who?" I asked.
"Your cousin Grace is over from Melbourne!" Ian replied. I was lost for words. I just stood there, crying and hugging Ian.
Ian and I spent an hour or two in the kitchen, cooking Christmas lunch, while Anthony and Mari were cleaning everything and setting up the dining table. It was our first time having Ian and Anthony's families over for Christmas, so everyone was stressing out.
When our guests started showing up, everyone started congratulating Ian and Mari and popping champagne.
"Hey, Ian!" Ian's brother called out.
"Will! Merry Christmas!" He grinned.
"Hi Charlotte!"
"Hey Will!" I smiled. "Sorry, I have to go and make the trifle."
"Ok, just save some custard for me!" Ian called out as I hurried away.
At the end of the day, all four of us sat on the couch. Ian was playing with the dachshund.
"Should we film her today?" I asked.
"Sure!" Anthony replied. I got the camera and set up the tripod. I sat back down and pressed record.
"Hey guys!" I smiled at the camera.
"So for Christmas this year Charlotte bought me an extra special present. A puppy!" Ian scratched his new pet behind the ear.
"We haven't named her yet, so we want to know some suggestions." Amthony added.
"So leave any suggestions for cute female dog names in the comments below!" Mari said cheerfully. We filmed the dog for a couple minutes and Ian went to edit and post it on YouTube and smosh.com. Immediately, we got hundreds of comments, and we had to look through all of them.
"Poppy, Princess, Cat, Bellatrix, Candi, Cherub, Chocolate, Jaffa, Christie, Cherry, Lucy, Emily, Chloe, Grace, Donna, Lady, Ruby, Annabelle, Sophie, Hannah, Caitlyn, Breanna, Tara, Daisy, Fritz, Sasha, Hermione, Bonnie, Evie, Alyssa, Julie, Emma, Abbi, Sydney, Sootie, Vanilla, Velvet, Muffin, Cupcake, Maddie, Aleks, Manderz, Sleepyhead, Smoshi, Lily, Dobby, Rose, Lavender, Rainbow, Zelda.... Bloody hell! This is going to be hard to choose." I exclaimed.
"Well, Candi, Bellatrix, Cherry, Rose, Lavender and Zelda are good!" Ian suggested.
"I reckon Candi would be the best." Mari added.
"Me too!" Anthony agreed.
"Ok Candi it is!" I declared.
"Awesome! So now we have to go to the pet store and buy a collar, food, a bed, treats, water and food bowls, dog shampoo, toys, and all the rest." Ian mentioned.
"Well we'll do that tomorrow." I laughed.
Hope you liked it!
Smosh Fanfiction Chapter 4: Smiles
Hey! It's a new chapter! Yay!
I woke up the next morning next to Ian, and Mari and Anthony had booked another hotel room that night. I was kind of happy that they booked the extra room or I wouldn't be able to look at Anthony in the morning. I got my laptop and looked at some tweets. Most of them were along the lines of:
~when do you think @smoshian will propose?
~Go @Maranthony!
~Congrats @Mari and @smoshanthony!
Ian woke up and looked at me. He smiled. What was that about?
Two Days Later:
"Morning, Ian!" I whispered in his ear.
"Morning, Charlotte!" Ian kissed me on the forehead. I kissed him back and switched the tv on. I heard a familiar noise.
"Shut Up!" It was the two words that were said at the start of each smosh video.
"Oh my God! We're on the news!" I shouted, waking everybody up. Anthony and Mari ran into our room and sat on the end of our bed.
{Good morning. Two days ago at VidCon,YouTuber Anthony Padilla, part of the famous duo smosh, proposed to his girlfriend Mari, onstage. [playback of the proposal] A lot of people in the crowd were quite moved by this proposal and some even shed a tear. His two best friends, Ian Hecox and Charlotte [random surname] are a couple too. The question we are all asking is when is Ian going to propose?}
On the last sentence, I looked at Ian. He just smiled. Again! What does this mean?
Christmas Day: (A Month Later)
I woke up at 9:30 in an empty bed. Oh crap! It was christmas morning! I raced out into the garage and checked on Ian's present then ran into the living room where Mari was sitting on Anthony's lap and Ian was sitting next to them. I went and sat on Ian's lap too. He smiled.
"Present time!" Ian sang.
"If we have to!" I sang back.
"Who wants to open the first present?" Asked Mari.
"Ooh! I do! I do! I do!" Anthony pleaded, pretending to be a five year old boy.
"I think he's a little bit excited!" Ian pointed out.
"Ok, Anthony you can open my present first." I gave him his present. He opened it and saw 'The LolCat Bible', and a DVD that had every single smosh video.
"Oh my gosh! Every episode! Wow! Thanks Charlotte!" Anthony hugged me.
"Glad you liked it! Ok, Mari here's yours!" I handed Mari an envelope. She opened it, and inside there was two tickets to Katy Perry's concert.
"OMG thanks so much Charlotte!" Mari squealed.
"I knew how much you loved Katy Perry!" I explained.
"Okay Ian, here's yours!" I took his hand and led him to the study. There was a huge box there.
"Can you help me carry it into the living room?" I asked.
"Sure! I can't wait to see what's inside!" He picked up the box and carried it into the living room, where Anthony and Mari were sitting. He opened the top of the box and it was filled with packing peanuts.
"Go on! Look inside!" I pointed to the box. Ian spent about ten minutes fishing through the box, trying to find something. I snuck up behind him, with his actual present and tapped him on the back. He turned around instantly and saw me with his present.
"Oh. My. God!"
Yay!
I woke up the next morning next to Ian, and Mari and Anthony had booked another hotel room that night. I was kind of happy that they booked the extra room or I wouldn't be able to look at Anthony in the morning. I got my laptop and looked at some tweets. Most of them were along the lines of:
~when do you think @smoshian will propose?
~Go @Maranthony!
~Congrats @Mari and @smoshanthony!
Ian woke up and looked at me. He smiled. What was that about?
Two Days Later:
"Morning, Ian!" I whispered in his ear.
"Morning, Charlotte!" Ian kissed me on the forehead. I kissed him back and switched the tv on. I heard a familiar noise.
"Shut Up!" It was the two words that were said at the start of each smosh video.
"Oh my God! We're on the news!" I shouted, waking everybody up. Anthony and Mari ran into our room and sat on the end of our bed.
{Good morning. Two days ago at VidCon,YouTuber Anthony Padilla, part of the famous duo smosh, proposed to his girlfriend Mari, onstage. [playback of the proposal] A lot of people in the crowd were quite moved by this proposal and some even shed a tear. His two best friends, Ian Hecox and Charlotte [random surname] are a couple too. The question we are all asking is when is Ian going to propose?}
On the last sentence, I looked at Ian. He just smiled. Again! What does this mean?
Christmas Day: (A Month Later)
I woke up at 9:30 in an empty bed. Oh crap! It was christmas morning! I raced out into the garage and checked on Ian's present then ran into the living room where Mari was sitting on Anthony's lap and Ian was sitting next to them. I went and sat on Ian's lap too. He smiled.
"Present time!" Ian sang.
"If we have to!" I sang back.
"Who wants to open the first present?" Asked Mari.
"Ooh! I do! I do! I do!" Anthony pleaded, pretending to be a five year old boy.
"I think he's a little bit excited!" Ian pointed out.
"Ok, Anthony you can open my present first." I gave him his present. He opened it and saw 'The LolCat Bible', and a DVD that had every single smosh video.
"Oh my gosh! Every episode! Wow! Thanks Charlotte!" Anthony hugged me.
"Glad you liked it! Ok, Mari here's yours!" I handed Mari an envelope. She opened it, and inside there was two tickets to Katy Perry's concert.
"OMG thanks so much Charlotte!" Mari squealed.
"I knew how much you loved Katy Perry!" I explained.
"Okay Ian, here's yours!" I took his hand and led him to the study. There was a huge box there.
"Can you help me carry it into the living room?" I asked.
"Sure! I can't wait to see what's inside!" He picked up the box and carried it into the living room, where Anthony and Mari were sitting. He opened the top of the box and it was filled with packing peanuts.
"Go on! Look inside!" I pointed to the box. Ian spent about ten minutes fishing through the box, trying to find something. I snuck up behind him, with his actual present and tapped him on the back. He turned around instantly and saw me with his present.
"Oh. My. God!"
Yay!
Smosh Fanfiction Chapter 3: Anthony's Question
Hey, it's a little late but I'm really excited about this one!
"Okay." We went outside and sat down on the bench.
"So... I was thinking of proposing to Mari!" Anthony said softly, so no one could hear.
"OMG! Congratulations!" I squealed and squeezed him tight.
"So I'm gonna need your advice on the ring." He said breathlessly.
"Sure! Anything for my two besties! When are you going to propose? Have you told Ian?" I seemed to just get out.
"1. Thanks, 2. I'm hoping to do it onstage on the last night of VidCon, 3. Yes I told him three days ago." Ian answered.
"Cool! When are we going to go and get the ring?" I asked yet another question.
"I was hoping later this afternoon, and because Ian already knows, he'll understand why we're going on a 'walk'." He explained.
"But what if Mari wants to come as well?" I asked.
"Oh I forgot to tell you, she'll be filming the smosh pit video tonight live onstage." Anthony explained.
"Awesome! We'll all go ring shopping then."
We all wished Mari good luck and rushed out to the parking lot, then drove to Tiffany's. After about half an hour, all three of us had decided on a stunning 1.5 carat square cut ring. Anthony was so happy and Mari loved him so much. I felt so happy for him I started crying on the way back to the hotel. Ian kissed me lightly on the forehead in the backseat.
When the night came, Ian, Anthony and I were onstage answering questions, when the time came for Anthony to make his announcement. He looked really nervous. He stepped up to the middle of the stage.
"Uh, hello VidCon!" The crowd went crazy.
"You might have seen the latest mail time with smosh." the crowd cheered. "Well do you remember this part?" The screen played a short clip of Mari calling from the kitchen, 'And Anthony's mine!' the crowd laughed.
"Mari, get up here!" Anthony called, pointing to Mari sitting in the crowd. She ran up to Ian, standing next to him.
"Uh, Hi VidCon!" Mari didn't seem to know what was going on.
"Mari [Insert surname here],I love you more than life. I promise to never leave you alone, and to be with you for your entire life, through good times and bad. I’ll always be there for you, and give of myself whatever I must in order to make you happy, and keep you safe." Ian threw the ring box to him and he got down on one knee. "I’ll love you forever. Will you marry me?" Anthony finally asked.
"Yes, Anthony!" Mari seemed so shocked and kissed him. The crowd went absolutely bonkers and some fully grown men were shedding a tear. Of course I was bawling and I buried myself in Ian's chest. All four of us ran offstage and I gave Mari and Anthony a huge hug.
"Congratulations!" I had to shout, due to all the noise in the crowd. We all went back onstage and out came Shane, Toby, Dave Days, iJustine, Shaycarl and every other famous YouTuber came onstage to form a great big group hug. What a perfect night.
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"Okay." We went outside and sat down on the bench.
"So... I was thinking of proposing to Mari!" Anthony said softly, so no one could hear.
"OMG! Congratulations!" I squealed and squeezed him tight.
"So I'm gonna need your advice on the ring." He said breathlessly.
"Sure! Anything for my two besties! When are you going to propose? Have you told Ian?" I seemed to just get out.
"1. Thanks, 2. I'm hoping to do it onstage on the last night of VidCon, 3. Yes I told him three days ago." Ian answered.
"Cool! When are we going to go and get the ring?" I asked yet another question.
"I was hoping later this afternoon, and because Ian already knows, he'll understand why we're going on a 'walk'." He explained.
"But what if Mari wants to come as well?" I asked.
"Oh I forgot to tell you, she'll be filming the smosh pit video tonight live onstage." Anthony explained.
"Awesome! We'll all go ring shopping then."
We all wished Mari good luck and rushed out to the parking lot, then drove to Tiffany's. After about half an hour, all three of us had decided on a stunning 1.5 carat square cut ring. Anthony was so happy and Mari loved him so much. I felt so happy for him I started crying on the way back to the hotel. Ian kissed me lightly on the forehead in the backseat.
When the night came, Ian, Anthony and I were onstage answering questions, when the time came for Anthony to make his announcement. He looked really nervous. He stepped up to the middle of the stage.
"Uh, hello VidCon!" The crowd went crazy.
"You might have seen the latest mail time with smosh." the crowd cheered. "Well do you remember this part?" The screen played a short clip of Mari calling from the kitchen, 'And Anthony's mine!' the crowd laughed.
"Mari, get up here!" Anthony called, pointing to Mari sitting in the crowd. She ran up to Ian, standing next to him.
"Uh, Hi VidCon!" Mari didn't seem to know what was going on.
"Mari [Insert surname here],I love you more than life. I promise to never leave you alone, and to be with you for your entire life, through good times and bad. I’ll always be there for you, and give of myself whatever I must in order to make you happy, and keep you safe." Ian threw the ring box to him and he got down on one knee. "I’ll love you forever. Will you marry me?" Anthony finally asked.
"Yes, Anthony!" Mari seemed so shocked and kissed him. The crowd went absolutely bonkers and some fully grown men were shedding a tear. Of course I was bawling and I buried myself in Ian's chest. All four of us ran offstage and I gave Mari and Anthony a huge hug.
"Congratulations!" I had to shout, due to all the noise in the crowd. We all went back onstage and out came Shane, Toby, Dave Days, iJustine, Shaycarl and every other famous YouTuber came onstage to form a great big group hug. What a perfect night.
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Wednesday 18 January 2012
My Smoshy Life Chapter 2: VidCon
Ok, here's chapter two! I named it because I wanted too. I like ice cream.
I woke up the next morning at eight o'clock. I had a shower, got dressed, and went into the kitchen and made myself some toast and coffee. I had just realized that we had to go to VidCon today. I tiptoed into my room, only to realize that Ian was on his laptop, watching tobuscus.
"Hey! We've got to pack all of our crap for VidCon." I whispered, not knowing if Anthony and Mari were still asleep.
"Oh, yeah! I forgot about that!" He whispered back. I pulled some suitcases out of the closet and packed Ian and I enough clothes and toiletries for three days, sharpies, money, snacks, my flip camera and my sketch pad and pencils.
By the time I was done packing, Mari came into the room.
"Hey! I'm done packing for Anthony and I, so I came to see if you're done." Mari seemed pretty excited.
"I'm all done packing too." I must have seemed excited too.
"Cool! So we can leave as soon as the guys are ready." Mari said.
"Hint Hint!" Mari called out to Anthony.
"I'm excited!" I said, delighted.
"Yeah! I haven't met Shane Dawson or Toby Turner yet, so I'm pretty excited!"
Ian came out of the shower in his smosh shirt and Anthony wore his too.
"Are we all ready?" I called out. I heard everyone call out "Yes!"
It was a long drive to LA, but it was fun listening to the smosh album the whole way there. Charlie's cage was sitting on my lap, and he seemed to enjoy that. All was silent until Ian did his best Charlie impression.
"Hello, can I have some booze?" Everyone started laughing for the rest of the way. Charlie started running on his guinea pig wheel.
Once we got to the hotel, Ian and I unpacked our suitcase and Mari and Anthony did the same in their room. It was 3pm so we all went to get a coffee and pastry at the Starbucks across the road from the hotel. All of a sudden, Shane Dawson and Toby Turner walked in, and said hi!
"Hey guys! I wonder who this is?" Shane turned to me. He had obviously seen that episode of mail time with smosh.
"Um, hi! Nice to meet you!" I shook Shane and Toby's hands.
"Nice to meet you too!" Toby smiled at me. For about an hour we sat there talking with Toby and Shane.
Later, we went into the lobby of the convention centre and bought VidCon t shirts. I sat there with Mari, Ian and Anthony while they signed autographs and surprisingly, some people asked for my autograph too. Strange...
"Hey guys, I'm going to get a drink. Does anyone want something?" I asked.
"Yeah, I'll come with you, I need a bit of a break." Anthony replied. I grabbed my wallet and we started walking towards the food court.
"Charlotte?" Asked Anthony.
"Yeah?" I was worried. "What's wrong?"
"I need to talk to you. Alone." Anthony said.
Hope you liked it! I added a nice little cliffhanger, just to set the mood;)
I woke up the next morning at eight o'clock. I had a shower, got dressed, and went into the kitchen and made myself some toast and coffee. I had just realized that we had to go to VidCon today. I tiptoed into my room, only to realize that Ian was on his laptop, watching tobuscus.
"Hey! We've got to pack all of our crap for VidCon." I whispered, not knowing if Anthony and Mari were still asleep.
"Oh, yeah! I forgot about that!" He whispered back. I pulled some suitcases out of the closet and packed Ian and I enough clothes and toiletries for three days, sharpies, money, snacks, my flip camera and my sketch pad and pencils.
By the time I was done packing, Mari came into the room.
"Hey! I'm done packing for Anthony and I, so I came to see if you're done." Mari seemed pretty excited.
"I'm all done packing too." I must have seemed excited too.
"Cool! So we can leave as soon as the guys are ready." Mari said.
"Hint Hint!" Mari called out to Anthony.
"I'm excited!" I said, delighted.
"Yeah! I haven't met Shane Dawson or Toby Turner yet, so I'm pretty excited!"
Ian came out of the shower in his smosh shirt and Anthony wore his too.
"Are we all ready?" I called out. I heard everyone call out "Yes!"
It was a long drive to LA, but it was fun listening to the smosh album the whole way there. Charlie's cage was sitting on my lap, and he seemed to enjoy that. All was silent until Ian did his best Charlie impression.
"Hello, can I have some booze?" Everyone started laughing for the rest of the way. Charlie started running on his guinea pig wheel.
Once we got to the hotel, Ian and I unpacked our suitcase and Mari and Anthony did the same in their room. It was 3pm so we all went to get a coffee and pastry at the Starbucks across the road from the hotel. All of a sudden, Shane Dawson and Toby Turner walked in, and said hi!
"Hey guys! I wonder who this is?" Shane turned to me. He had obviously seen that episode of mail time with smosh.
"Um, hi! Nice to meet you!" I shook Shane and Toby's hands.
"Nice to meet you too!" Toby smiled at me. For about an hour we sat there talking with Toby and Shane.
Later, we went into the lobby of the convention centre and bought VidCon t shirts. I sat there with Mari, Ian and Anthony while they signed autographs and surprisingly, some people asked for my autograph too. Strange...
"Hey guys, I'm going to get a drink. Does anyone want something?" I asked.
"Yeah, I'll come with you, I need a bit of a break." Anthony replied. I grabbed my wallet and we started walking towards the food court.
"Charlotte?" Asked Anthony.
"Yeah?" I was worried. "What's wrong?"
"I need to talk to you. Alone." Anthony said.
Hope you liked it! I added a nice little cliffhanger, just to set the mood;)
Tuesday 17 January 2012
RE: My Smoshy Life Chapter 1
Ok... This is kind of embarrassing! Long story short, I mixed up the names in my last post so Ian is supposed to be my boyfriend and Anthony is supposed to be Mari's boyfriend.I really have no idea whatsoever how I messed this up, so here is chapter 1 the way it's supposed to be.
I woke up in a familiar room. Obviously mine. I rolled over and saw Ian lying there, asleep. He looked so adorable when he was asleep. Ian suddenly woke up. "Morning handsome!" I whispered in his ear.
"Good morning, beautiful!" Ian whispered back. I looked at the alarm clock.
"Oh my God! It's 12:30! We'd better get up and dressed!" I squealed quietly.
"Crap! I totally forgot! We have to meet Anthony and Mari in the park in ten minutes!" Ian said, stressing out, he ran to the shower and disappeared for three minutes. I ran in soon after. I quickly brushed my hair and teeth, had a shower and did my makeup. Anyway, I got dressed, and rushed to drink some coffee to get me going. I met Ian out the front of the house that he, Mari, Anthony and I lived in. I used to live in Australia before I moved in next door to Ian when I was seventeen when my family moved to Sacramento. When I turned 20 my parents and brother moved back to Perth and I moved in with Ian and Anthony. What a coincidence that the two dorky teenagers I met would turn out to be my best friend and boyfriend!
We ran as fast as we could to the park, my brown hair flying all over the place. We saw Anthony and Mari on the top of the hill, laughing. "What's so funny?" Ian breathed on Anthony's neck, making him jump.
"Oh, just talking about smoshpit." He replied.
"Hey Charlotte! How's it going?" Mari asked.
"Good! How are you?" I replied.
"Good! Hey, I'm going shopping this afternoon, wanna come?" Asked Mari.
"Sure!" I replied. "I need to buy some things for VidCon anyway."
"We should leave at 2 o'clock to avoid all the traffic."
"Cool!" I said.
"Good, cause Anthony and I need to film another mail time with smosh." Ian mentioned. We spent half an hour at the park and went back home place playing Xbox and watching tv.
At 2 o'clock Mari and I left to go shopping. We bought some sharpie pens for us and Ian and Anthony, outfits for VidCon, bought some
t shirts for the guys and had a coffee. "So, what's up with you and Anthony?" I asked.
"Well, nothing much, but I think he's the one!" Mari squealed.
"That's so cute!" I squealed back.
"Oh my God! It's five o'clock already!" Mari said
"Gosh! We'd better get home quick!" I replied.
We drove home quickly and inside, and walked in on Anthony and Ian still filming. Anthony stopped recording and gave Mari a hug. I went to Ian and sat in his lap.
"So what have you guys been up to while we've been away?" I asked.
"Nothing, just opening the endless piles of mail we've got." Ian replied.
"Hey look what I got!" Ian chuckled. "A notebook about me!" He flicked through it and it opened on a page that said:
Hi Ian, have you got a girlfriend? If so, dump her!
"Well, we'd better film this!" Ian reached for the camera.
"Sorry to break your hearts ladies, but Anthony and I are both taken!" Ian said, pointing the camera at me sitting on his lap.
"Um, Hi! I'm Charlotte, Ian's girlfriend!" I tried to say it nicely.
"And Anthony's mine!" Mari called from the kitchen, with a mouth full of food.
Later that night, I was looking at my tweets in bed. I had watched the new video
'Love Letters In Our Mail?' already.
~Aww! You and @smoshian are perfect for each other!
~@smoshian and you are too cute!
My followers had almost tripled since that video was uploaded this afternoon. Ian had just walked in the room and got in bed.
"Hey! Check out how many followers I have!" I called Ian.
"Oh my gosh! They have like doubled!" Ian said, his jaw dropping.
"They've tripled, stupid!" He always got his numbers wrong.
"Oh!" Ian laughed.
"I'm gonna go to sleep now." I whispered, kissing him lightly on the lips.
"Okay. I will too." Ian replied, pushing my brown hair behind my ear.
Much better, isn't it? Hope you like this, by the way!
I woke up in a familiar room. Obviously mine. I rolled over and saw Ian lying there, asleep. He looked so adorable when he was asleep. Ian suddenly woke up. "Morning handsome!" I whispered in his ear.
"Good morning, beautiful!" Ian whispered back. I looked at the alarm clock.
"Oh my God! It's 12:30! We'd better get up and dressed!" I squealed quietly.
"Crap! I totally forgot! We have to meet Anthony and Mari in the park in ten minutes!" Ian said, stressing out, he ran to the shower and disappeared for three minutes. I ran in soon after. I quickly brushed my hair and teeth, had a shower and did my makeup. Anyway, I got dressed, and rushed to drink some coffee to get me going. I met Ian out the front of the house that he, Mari, Anthony and I lived in. I used to live in Australia before I moved in next door to Ian when I was seventeen when my family moved to Sacramento. When I turned 20 my parents and brother moved back to Perth and I moved in with Ian and Anthony. What a coincidence that the two dorky teenagers I met would turn out to be my best friend and boyfriend!
We ran as fast as we could to the park, my brown hair flying all over the place. We saw Anthony and Mari on the top of the hill, laughing. "What's so funny?" Ian breathed on Anthony's neck, making him jump.
"Oh, just talking about smoshpit." He replied.
"Hey Charlotte! How's it going?" Mari asked.
"Good! How are you?" I replied.
"Good! Hey, I'm going shopping this afternoon, wanna come?" Asked Mari.
"Sure!" I replied. "I need to buy some things for VidCon anyway."
"We should leave at 2 o'clock to avoid all the traffic."
"Cool!" I said.
"Good, cause Anthony and I need to film another mail time with smosh." Ian mentioned. We spent half an hour at the park and went back home place playing Xbox and watching tv.
At 2 o'clock Mari and I left to go shopping. We bought some sharpie pens for us and Ian and Anthony, outfits for VidCon, bought some
t shirts for the guys and had a coffee. "So, what's up with you and Anthony?" I asked.
"Well, nothing much, but I think he's the one!" Mari squealed.
"That's so cute!" I squealed back.
"Oh my God! It's five o'clock already!" Mari said
"Gosh! We'd better get home quick!" I replied.
We drove home quickly and inside, and walked in on Anthony and Ian still filming. Anthony stopped recording and gave Mari a hug. I went to Ian and sat in his lap.
"So what have you guys been up to while we've been away?" I asked.
"Nothing, just opening the endless piles of mail we've got." Ian replied.
"Hey look what I got!" Ian chuckled. "A notebook about me!" He flicked through it and it opened on a page that said:
Hi Ian, have you got a girlfriend? If so, dump her!
"Well, we'd better film this!" Ian reached for the camera.
"Sorry to break your hearts ladies, but Anthony and I are both taken!" Ian said, pointing the camera at me sitting on his lap.
"Um, Hi! I'm Charlotte, Ian's girlfriend!" I tried to say it nicely.
"And Anthony's mine!" Mari called from the kitchen, with a mouth full of food.
Later that night, I was looking at my tweets in bed. I had watched the new video
'Love Letters In Our Mail?' already.
~Aww! You and @smoshian are perfect for each other!
~@smoshian and you are too cute!
My followers had almost tripled since that video was uploaded this afternoon. Ian had just walked in the room and got in bed.
"Hey! Check out how many followers I have!" I called Ian.
"Oh my gosh! They have like doubled!" Ian said, his jaw dropping.
"They've tripled, stupid!" He always got his numbers wrong.
"Oh!" Ian laughed.
"I'm gonna go to sleep now." I whispered, kissing him lightly on the lips.
"Okay. I will too." Ian replied, pushing my brown hair behind my ear.
Much better, isn't it? Hope you like this, by the way!
Wednesday 4 January 2012
My Smoshy Life Chapter 1!
Ok, so here is my first smosh fanfiction. I hope you like it! I love smosh and I thought it would be a good idea to write a fanfic.
I woke up in a familiar room. Obviously mine. I rolled over and saw Anthony lying there, asleep. He looked so adorable when he was asleep. Anthony suddenly woke up. "Morning handsome!" I whispered in his ear.
"Good morning, beautiful!" Anthony whispered back. I looked at the alarm clock.
"Oh my God! It's 12:30! We'd better get up and dressed!" I squealed quietly.
"Crap! I totally forgot! We have to meet Ian and Mari in the park in ten minutes!" Anthony said, stressing out, he ran to the shower and disappeared for three minutes. I ran in soon after. I quickly brushed my hair and teeth, had a shower and did my makeup. Anyway, I got dressed, and rushed to drink some coffee to get me going. I met Anthony out the front of the house that he, Mari, Ian and I lived in. I used to live in Australia before I moved in next door to Ian when I was seventeen when my family moved to Sacramento. What a coincidence that the two dorky teenagers I met would turn out to be my best friend and boyfriend!
We ran as fast as we could to the park, my brown hair flying all over the place. We saw Ian and Mari on the top of the hill, laughing. "What's so funny?" Anthony breathed on Ian's neck, making him jump.
"Oh, just talking about smoshpit." Ian replied.
"Hey Charlotte! How's it going?" Mari asked.
"Good! How are you?" I replied.
"Good! Hey, I'm going shopping this afternoon, wanna come?" Asked Mari.
"Sure!" I replied. "I need to buy some things for VidCon anyway."
"We should leave at 2 o'clock to avoid all the traffic."
"Cool!" I said.
"Good, cause Anthony and I need to film another mail time with smosh." Ian mentioned, flicking his hair. We spent half an hour at the park and went back to Ian and Anthony's place playing Xbox and watching tv.
At 2 o'clock Mari and I left to go shopping. We bought some sharpie pens for us and Ian and Anthony, outfits for VidCon, bought some
t shirts for the guys and had a coffee. "So, what's up with you and Ian?" I asked.
"Well, nothing much, but I think he's the one!" Mari squealed.
"That's so cute!" I squealed back.
"Oh my God! It's five o'clock already!" Mari said
"Gosh! We'd better get home quick!" I replied.
We drove home quickly and inside, and walked in on Anthony and Ian still filming. Ian stopped recording and gave Mari a hug. I went to Anthony and sat in his lap.
"So what have you guys been up to while we've been away?" I asked.
"Nothing, just opening the endless piles of mail we've got." Ian replied.
"Hey look what I got!" Anthony called me over. "A notebook about me!" He flicked through it and it opened on a page that said:
Hi Anthony, have you got a girlfriend? If so, dump her!
"Well, we'd better film this!" Ian reached for the camera.
"Sorry to break your hearts ladies, but Ian and I are both taken!" Anthony said, pointing the camera at me sitting on his lap.
"Um, Hi! I'm Charlotte, Anthony's girlfriend!" I tried to say it nicely.
"And Ian's mine!" Mari called from the kitchen, with a mouth full of food.
Later that night, I was looking at my tweets in bed. I had watched the new video 'Creepy Love Letters In Our Mail?' already.
~Aww! You and @smoshanthony are perfect for each other!
~@smoshanthony and you are too cute!
My followers had almost tripled since that video was uploaded this afternoon. Anthony had just walked in the room and got in bed.
"Hey! Check out how many followers I have!" I called Anthony.
"Oh my gosh! They have like doubled!" Anthony said, his jaw dropping.
"They've tripled, stupid!" Anthony always got his numbers wrong.
"Oh!" Anthony laughed.
"I'm going to go to sleep now." I whispered, kissing Anthony lightly on the lips.
"Okay. I will too." Anthony replied, pushing my brown hair behind my ear.
Stay tuned for chapter 2!
I woke up in a familiar room. Obviously mine. I rolled over and saw Anthony lying there, asleep. He looked so adorable when he was asleep. Anthony suddenly woke up. "Morning handsome!" I whispered in his ear.
"Good morning, beautiful!" Anthony whispered back. I looked at the alarm clock.
"Oh my God! It's 12:30! We'd better get up and dressed!" I squealed quietly.
"Crap! I totally forgot! We have to meet Ian and Mari in the park in ten minutes!" Anthony said, stressing out, he ran to the shower and disappeared for three minutes. I ran in soon after. I quickly brushed my hair and teeth, had a shower and did my makeup. Anyway, I got dressed, and rushed to drink some coffee to get me going. I met Anthony out the front of the house that he, Mari, Ian and I lived in. I used to live in Australia before I moved in next door to Ian when I was seventeen when my family moved to Sacramento. What a coincidence that the two dorky teenagers I met would turn out to be my best friend and boyfriend!
We ran as fast as we could to the park, my brown hair flying all over the place. We saw Ian and Mari on the top of the hill, laughing. "What's so funny?" Anthony breathed on Ian's neck, making him jump.
"Oh, just talking about smoshpit." Ian replied.
"Hey Charlotte! How's it going?" Mari asked.
"Good! How are you?" I replied.
"Good! Hey, I'm going shopping this afternoon, wanna come?" Asked Mari.
"Sure!" I replied. "I need to buy some things for VidCon anyway."
"We should leave at 2 o'clock to avoid all the traffic."
"Cool!" I said.
"Good, cause Anthony and I need to film another mail time with smosh." Ian mentioned, flicking his hair. We spent half an hour at the park and went back to Ian and Anthony's place playing Xbox and watching tv.
At 2 o'clock Mari and I left to go shopping. We bought some sharpie pens for us and Ian and Anthony, outfits for VidCon, bought some
t shirts for the guys and had a coffee. "So, what's up with you and Ian?" I asked.
"Well, nothing much, but I think he's the one!" Mari squealed.
"That's so cute!" I squealed back.
"Oh my God! It's five o'clock already!" Mari said
"Gosh! We'd better get home quick!" I replied.
We drove home quickly and inside, and walked in on Anthony and Ian still filming. Ian stopped recording and gave Mari a hug. I went to Anthony and sat in his lap.
"So what have you guys been up to while we've been away?" I asked.
"Nothing, just opening the endless piles of mail we've got." Ian replied.
"Hey look what I got!" Anthony called me over. "A notebook about me!" He flicked through it and it opened on a page that said:
Hi Anthony, have you got a girlfriend? If so, dump her!
"Well, we'd better film this!" Ian reached for the camera.
"Sorry to break your hearts ladies, but Ian and I are both taken!" Anthony said, pointing the camera at me sitting on his lap.
"Um, Hi! I'm Charlotte, Anthony's girlfriend!" I tried to say it nicely.
"And Ian's mine!" Mari called from the kitchen, with a mouth full of food.
Later that night, I was looking at my tweets in bed. I had watched the new video 'Creepy Love Letters In Our Mail?' already.
~Aww! You and @smoshanthony are perfect for each other!
~@smoshanthony and you are too cute!
My followers had almost tripled since that video was uploaded this afternoon. Anthony had just walked in the room and got in bed.
"Hey! Check out how many followers I have!" I called Anthony.
"Oh my gosh! They have like doubled!" Anthony said, his jaw dropping.
"They've tripled, stupid!" Anthony always got his numbers wrong.
"Oh!" Anthony laughed.
"I'm going to go to sleep now." I whispered, kissing Anthony lightly on the lips.
"Okay. I will too." Anthony replied, pushing my brown hair behind my ear.
Stay tuned for chapter 2!
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