Thursday 12 April 2012

*NEW FIC* Safe & Sound Chapter 1:

Hey, I haven't posted anything new lately, but I havea new smosh fanfic!! Hope you like it!! As you may know, this is based on the Taylor Swift song, Safe & Sound.... Hope you like it!!


I remember when I lost my first tooth, I remember that time we went to England, I remember when I met Jack Black... I remember everything, except him.

He was the boy who was my best friend. He was the boy who comforted me when he saw me crying. He is the one I love.

As I engaged in deep thought, my English professor said something louder than normal, which snapped me back to reality. My name is Charlotte, I'm 24 years old and I study Literature at Stanford University. When I was thirteen, I was in a terrible car accident which erased part of my memory. My most important memory.

I recall three things.

One, he was my best friend until I was thirteen, when my parents forced me to move schools.
Two, My parents hated him.
Three, he had the most beautiful blue eyes.

As soon as the lecture finished, I packed up my stuff and walked back to my dorm. I sat down and opened up my laptop to work on my novel.
"Hey, what's up?" my roommate Beccy walked in the door.
"Nothing much, almost finished my book though!" I smiled.
"Wait until you see this really funny video on YouTube! I'm basically obsessed with these guys!" She took my laptop and pulled up a video in a new tab.

"Hey!" I laughed and pressed play. A video called 'If Video Games Were Real' came up and started with two guys sitting on a couch playing Xbox.
"See, the guy on the right is really hot!" Beccy smiled at me. I just closed the laptop slowly.

"What's wrong?" She seemed worried.
"The guy on the left seems really familiar." I answered.
"Well let's watch the rest of the video and you might have an idea who he is." Beccy suggested.

"Kay." I sighed. Rose opened the laptop and it started playing again.
"Wait, your tank was upside down and then your master chief guy came and flipped it right over?" The guy on the left was first to speak. I choked.A
"I... I know who that is..." I breathed. "I-It's him."

That night I watched all of their videos and basically stalked him. I found his name and phone number on a random website and decided to call him in the morning.

Morning came and I ran to the park. I dialed the number and breathed in deeply.
"Hello?" The voice from the video asked.
"Hi, is this Ian?" I asked, shaking.
"Uh yeah, who is this?"
"You might not remember me, We were best friends when we were little, I'm Charlotte." I never thought I would say that. For the longest ten seconds of my life there was just silence. All the memories started flooding my mind. The crying, the goodbyes.
"Oh. My. God." The voice on the other line whispered. "Can we meet? Where are you?"
"Um, the park outside of Stanford. I hope you're close." I was shocked that Ian would want to meet up with me so soon.
"Good, I'm pretty close, I'll be there in a sec."

After about five minutes of me sitting on the park bench, I saw a blue Subaru pulling up to the car park.

"Charlotte!" Ian yelled and ran up to me.
"Ian." I breathed. He hugged me tight and kissed me on the forehead. All the happiness started rushing back, and finally, I'm in his reach again. Tears of joy stung my eyes but I didn't care.

We drove back to Ian's house and I met Anthony. I decided to tell Ian about the car crash.
"After I left, I was really depressed and I couldn't think straight. I crossed the road without thinking to look. I got hit. The hit was almost fatal. The front tyre was an inch away from running over and killing me. The crash erased my memory of you. I'm so sorry." I started to cry.
"It's okay, I love you." Ian kissed my temple and hugged me tightly.
"I'll never let you go." I whispered into his chest.

After about fifteen minutes of talking, it was about seven o'clock.
"You hungry?" Ian asked.
"Yeah, wanna get some pizza?" I asked.
"Sounds good, what do you like?" Ian got his phone and dialed the number.
"vegetarian?" I shrugged.
"Wow, you've changed." Ian smiled.
"Oh, I'm not vegetarian, I just like vegetarian pizza." I laughed.
"Phew!" Ian laughed. He ordered a pepperoni pizza and a vegetarian.
"Come on, let's play some Mario Kart." Ian got two Wii remotes off the tv cupboard. We played rainbow road until the pizza guy came.
"So what have you been doing for the past eleven years?" Ian took a bite of his pizza.
"Well, believe it or not, I'm studying literature at Stanford!" I laughed. "You?"
"Well, I moved schools and met Anthony, we made up a random YouTube channel and got heaps of views. People think we're famous!"
"That's so cool! I can't believe I've never seen it!" I grinned.
"Which reminds me, Anthony and I are making a music video called the Legend of Zelda rap, but we need a Zelda. Do you think you would like to be in it?" He asked.
"Uh, sure! Is it okay with Anthony?"
"He'll be fine with it, don't worry." Ian smiled. He had the most beautiful smile.

Thursday 8 March 2012

19: last chapter!!!

I woke up to see a bright light and heard beeping noises. The first person I saw was Anthony. How did he get here? I shot up, and looked around, only to find extreme pain coming from my left side.
"What happened? Where's Ian? Where am I?" I breathed.
"Your ex stabbed both you and Ian, but Ian still hasn't woken up yet." Anthony replied. He looked like he had no sleep and seemed really emotionally distressed.
"WHAT?" I got up and tried to run to the bed on the other side of the room, but I felt the sharp pain again and collapsed on the floor, crying.
"Hey, why did you do that?" Anthony smiled weakly.
"I need to see Ian. When will he be better?" I sobbed into Anthony's chest.
"I don't know, the doctor will be coming in any second now that you're awake." He hugged me softly. Anthony helped me back onto the bed and he asked the doctor if he could wheel me next to Ian. I held Ian's hand and told him that it would be alright, that he would wake up, that I would marry him. I fell asleep for about an hour and when I woke up, Ian was awake and laughing and talking to Anthony. I almost jumped out of the hospital bed when I heard his voice again.
"Ian?" I whispered. He got out of his bed and kissed me. "So what was your answer to my question?" He asked sweetly.
"YES!" I jumped up and kissed him. Ian pulled the ring out of the box and put it on my finger. It was a beautiful, white diamond, with a simple silver band. I love Ian so much, I wouldn't give this away for the world.


Well this is the end! I'm hoping to write a prequel soon and I really enjoyed writing my first fanfic! If you have any suggestions leave a comment!!

18

---------------------------EMILY'S P.O.V.------------------------
I woke up at about seven on the hotel couch. I had a really nice dream about Tom and I getting married, I've always had a crush on him, but I've never really taken into account that I might meet him and fall in love... I sat up and saw Charlotte and Ian sleeping on the mattress on the floor. Both of their hair was all messed up, and Ian was curled up in a ball with his head on Charlotte's lap. I got up and pulled my hairbrush out of my overnight bag and pulled my hair into a messy bun. God, I just remembered last night, I'm going on a date with Tom Felton! I got my Elmo shirt and my high waisted shorts out and got dressed in the bathroom. I walked out and saw Ian drinking coffee in the kitchen sort of area.
"Morning sleepyhead!" Ian smiled. I got a mountain dew out of the mini fridge and poured it into a glass.
"Morning, do you guys want to go out for breakfast?" I asked.
"Yeah, that'll be cool. Charlotte's on her laptop on the mattress." Ian pointed to the tv area. I walked over to her and sat down.
"So, do you want to out for breakfast? There's a new spot in Cottesloe. It's really good." I asked.
"Yeah, on the beach? We might be able to visit my nan after." She looked up.
"Good idea, I haven't seen her in ages!" I smiled.

We got to the restaurant and ordered our meals. For two hours they wouldn't come so we got up and sat on the beach.
"God, what are we going to eat?" Charlotte asked.


-------------charlotte's pov------------
"Yeah, what will we eat?" Ian asked.
"There's a cafè over there." I pointed out. We walked over and got our breakfast there. After we had done, I needed to go to the bathroom.

----------------Ian's pov------------------
"Here, I'll pay." I gave Emily a twenty dollar note.
"You don't need to do that, Ian. I'll pay. I think I know what you're saving up for..." She whispered. She was right.
"You're right. But twenty dollars won't make a difference." I replied, keeping my voice down.
"Whatever you say, we still need to go and see Lana today." I surrendered.
"Yeah, Charlotte loves her nan." I smiled as she came back from the bathroom.
"Hey, it's time to go, let's go to Garden City." she smiled.

----------CHARLOTTES POV-------------
"God, we don't need to go out and buy anything, I've got some at home." She smiled.
"No, I insist, I'm not going home without buying something for you." I replied and got my bag.
"Okay, let's go." she surrendered.
"Yay! You need to leave at around 12, so we better not be long." I clapped. I looked at my phone and it said that it was eleven. We quickly went to Garden City and picked out a peach pink bikini for Emily and a Tiffany blue one for me. We payed, got a boost juice and left for our hotel, which was coincidentally the same as Tom's. Emily got dressed as Ian and I sat on the couch watching tv.
"Is there any other good beaches here?" Ian asked.
"Yeah, Scarborough is pretty good." I replied.
"Well why don't we go there today?" Ian asked.
"Sure! We can have a picnic on the grass." I replied, excited.
"Cool, I'll go get some Food and stuff and I'll pick you up at one." Ian kissed me on the forehead, grabbed his wallet and keys and walked out the door. I just sat playing minecraft and watching tv. About half an hour later, Emily left to go pick up Tom and I got up to get dressed but instead, walked to our bed and had a nap. I woke up about an hour later and got changed into my bathers. I heard the clink of keys and assumed that Ian was back. I walked towards the couch and sat down. Ian walked in the door and took my hand to go out.
"Ready?" he asked.
"Yup." I hugged him and we walked out towards the carpark.
"Can you drive? I don't know where it is." Ian asked.
"Sure. What did you get for our picnic?" I replied.
"Just some juice and some sandwiches." Ian replied.
"Kay," I turned on the radio and forever yours by Alex Day came on. We sang as loud as we can the whole way there. Once I parked, we got out and pulled our things out of the boot of the car.
"Shall we?" Ian held his hand out.
"We shall." I took his hand. "God, we're so cheesy!" I laughed.
"Ooh! Camembert?" He clapped.
"Okay, can we go swim now?" I laughed.
"Yup!" Ian took his shirt off.
"Yay!" I ran over to the sand, put my stuff down and sprinted into the ocean. Ian just sat there and watched. We spent about an hour jumping the waves, splashing each other and just being crazy. At about seven o'clock, we decided to have a walk along the beach. We watched the sunset and ate our sandwiches, we got up to have another walk and Ian stopped.
"What's wrong?" I was concerned.
"Do you ever feel like there's something missing?" He asked. "Well, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my life and I'm pretty sure what I want to do."
"Wait, are you breaking up with me?" I asked, tears in my eyes.
"No, the opposite." he pulled something out of his pocket. I didn't see what it was because I was staring into his eyes.
"Charlotte Rose Kennedy, will you marry me?" he got down on one knee. I suddenly felt a sharp pain and collapsed. Before I blacked out, I saw Ian's worried eyes and Dylan standing behind him ready to strike.

Chapter 17

It was an ordinary Monday morning, I woke up a little too late and got dressed. I rushed downstairs and grabbed a muesli bar, my bag and my house keys and ran out of the house, to the bus stop. But today, there was an unfamiliar girl standing alone, with what looked to be her brother. She looked beautiful in her Harry Potter t-shirt, black skinny jeans and white vans. I wanted to talk to her, but I didn't have the courage. Instead, I just waited for Anthony to get on the bus. But he didn't come and I was sitting on the bus, alone. I just waited by listening to some music, but that girl at the bus stop came and sat next to me.
"Hi, are you new here?" I asked. God, I didn't sound like a complete idiot!
"Uh, yeah. I moved here from Perth." She smiled and brushed some hair behind her ear.
"Cool! Australian, huh?" I smiled my best smile.
"Yeah, my dad just got a new job over here." she smiled back. She had a beautiful smile.
"Cool, when did you get here?" I asked.
"Just last night, actually."
"God, you must be jet lagged! Aren't you like, 25 hours ahead?"
"Yeah, but I slept it all out last night. I'm pretty good with jet lag." she smiled.
"Oh, that's good. It seems like my friend's not coming today, so I'll be a complete loner. Do you wanna have lunch with me?" I asked, in fear of getting rejected.
"Sure! I'm pretty scared of starting this school, because I've gone to catholic schools all my life." She blushed.
"Well that's a change, isn't it!" I laughed.
"Yeah, we had to do religion classes and go to mass every fortnight." She giggled.
"God, that must be terrible!" I laughed.*
"Yes, it is!"
"Yeah, it'll be a lot different here." I smiled and the bus stopped.
"Okay, see you later! I have to go to administration with my brother."
"Wait, I didn't get your name!" I signaled her to come back.
"Oh, it's Charlotte."
"Ian." I waved and went to my homeroom.**

Ahh, the memories. I stroked her hair and closed my eyes. She woke up and rolled over to face me. I checked to see if Emily was watching and she was asleep. I bent down and kissed Charlotte on the forehead. She sat up and kissed me back.
"Let's sleep on the mattress. I'm really tired!" I smiled and we slowly lay down. I fell asleep in an instant.

*not to insult anyone's religion, I've always grown up going to catholic private schools and they're not bad, just saying;)
** I'm planning on doing a prequel of this once I'm done with this one:)

Monday 27 February 2012

16

-------Car Drive------

We pulled up at the hotel and met Emily in the lobby.
"You excited for our sleepover?" I over excitedly giggled.
"Hell ya!" Ian giggled and jumped up and down.
"Ooh, we're going to give you a full makeover!" Emily laughed.
"Then we'll talk about boys!" I nudged Em.
"Shut up, Tom's really nice.." Emily smiled.
"Hey! I didn't say anything about Tom!" I giggled.
"Oh, whatever, we're going to the beach tomorrow, and guess what? You're not coming!" Emily laughed.
"Ok, just make sure you stay for breakfast." I grinned, knowing that my best friend was going on a date with Tom Felton.
"Kay." Emily smiled. We started walking to the elevator, when someone pulled my hand and spun me around. I thought it was Ian, but when I opened my eyes, I saw Dylan's dark green eyes staring at me evilly. I tried to scream but he put his hand over my mouth, picked me up and started walking towards the exit. I punched him and he let go for a second, and regained his grip. By that point Ian had ran up to us and punched Dylan. The force of the punch knocked us over and I scrambled up. Ian held his wrist to keep him there.
"I'll call the police!" Em frantically looked in her bag for her phone.
"Okay, Ian, do you need any help?" I asked.
"Yeah, can you slap him for trying to kidnap my girlfriend?" Ian smiled. That's what I love about him, able to laugh in any situation. I did as he told me and soon enough, the police arrived to get Dylan.
"Thank you so much officer. Now we can continue on our sleepover." Ian winked, getting a funny look from the policeman.
"Well, you do that. Hey, aren't you the guy from smosh?" The policeman asked.
"Yeah, I'm from the inter-webs, you know, 'puters and stuff." Ian laughed, followed by the policeman.
"Okay, well if you have any more trouble, feel free to call." He smiled and walked off. We walked into the elevator. Why do our lives have to be so messed up? We finally got into the hotel room and set up our sleeping bags.
"Okay, I'm going to get changed into my jim-jams, so call out when I can come back in." Emily smiled and left the room. We got changed and sat on the bed.
"You can come back in!" I yelled. Emily took her phone out and started texting Tom.
Ian was wearing his purple pajama shorts and no shirt. Luckily Emily didn't notice and dialed the number to call Tom and tell him what happened. After she had done, she looked over, about to speak and looked away quickly.
"God Ian, put a shirt on!" She giggled.
"Whatever," He chuckled and left the room.
"So what's up with you and Tom?" I nudged Emily.
"Gosh, he's so sweet and cute..." She trailed off.
"You are so cute! We must pick out a hot bikini for tomorrow." I squealed.
"Yeah, but we have to give Ian a makeover first..." Emily smiled evilly at Ian.
"Ugh, as long as you don't do my makeup..." Ian groaned.
"Pinky promise." Emily held out her pinky.
"God, aren't we a little too old for that?" Ian chuckled.
"Just shake the god damn pinky!" Emily laughed.
"Okay!" Ian smiled, holding his hands up in surrender.
"I'll go get the avocados, honey and banana." I said casually, much to the horror of Ian.
"Hmm, dip huh? Sounds tasty..." Ian joked.
"No babe, it's to get mushed up and smeared all over your face." I explained.
"Okay, this is going to be a long night..." Ian mumbled.
"Get used to it, honey." Emily smiled. I came back in with the mushed up fruit and honey and slowly walked over to Ian. He seemed to be completely horrified and jumped up onto the couch.
"Noooo!" He squealed as I pinned him down.

We ended up watching Mean Girls, Harry Potter A.T.D.H. part 2, The Fellowship Of The Rings and Rise of the Planet of the Apes (Emily was sighing every time she saw Tom.)

------------------Ian's pov--------------------
Charlotte fell asleep in my arms about half an hour ago. She must be pretty distressed about the whole Dylan thing. If that man laid one finger on Charlotte again, I swear, I will-
"God, I'm tired." Emily yawned.
"Look, she's sleeping." I smiled and pointed to Charlotte. She looked so at peace when she slept. I remember the first day I met her...

15!!

^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*IAN'S POV*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^


The waitress came to get our orders.
"Hmm, I might get the spicy green curry." I chuckled. "I must admit it tastes pretty good!"
"Yeah, me too." Charlotte agreed. A waitress walked past, holding what looked like a spicy green curry.
"Maybe we should share." I laughed.
"Good idea." She giggled.
"Yeah, I might get the spaghetti carbonara, that's really good here." Emily said. She looked like she really liked Tom. Tom looked like he liked Emily too. They would be the perfect match!
"I might get the fish and chips. That's my fave." Emma laughed.
"Yeah, same." Dan replied.
"Thanks! The food will be here in a couple of minutes. Also, Um.. Can I get a picture with you guys?" the waitress nervously asked.
"Sure!" Emma smiled. "Do you want Ian, Emily and Charlotte in the picture too?"
"Yeah! Sure, I love smosh!" She replied. We stood up and took the picture.
"My name's Caitlyn, by the way." She smiled.
"Cool, you are the best waitress ever!" Emily laughed. We sat down and started talking about smosh, Draco Malfoy, gay wizards and kids react.
"Oh my god! I love kids react! I saw your reaction to them reacting to you! That was really funny." Emma laughed.
"Yeah, We've met Will at VidCon and he's really cute!" I laughed back.
"Aww! Wouldn't it be awesome to go to VidCon?" Rupert asked.
"We go every year! You should come, that would be the ultimate VidCon!"
"Oh yeah, I heard Anthony proposed last VidCon!" Dan smiled.

-------------—–-—–-Charlotte's P.O.V.

"Yeah, that was really sweet. I bet you helped him with the ring though!" Emma giggled.
"Yeah, he only had a little help." I laughed.
"He did well, I saw a picture of the ring on twitter." Emma smiled.
"You follow us?" Ian seemed surprised.
"Yeah, and Charlotte, too. I was really excited when I saw that Charlotte and you were following me." Dan laughed.
"Why wouldn't I? I love you guys! You're like my idols!" My fangirl side was starting to show.
"Aww! Thanks! We love you guys too!" Emma giggled.
"Thanks! I didn't even think you knew we existed before we met Tom!" I smiled and looked over to Tom. It looked like they were having their own conversation. Emily seemed to really like him.
"Oh, sorry guys," Emily giggled.
"It's alright!" I laughed.
"Yeah, I think we should go home now, it's eleven o'clock!" Ian laughed.
"You guys have plans tomorrow? We could go to kings park for a picnic!" I suggested.
"Um, Tom and I are going to the beach, but the day after might be nice!" Emily smiled.
"Cool! See you guys then, but I'll see you back at our hotel room!" I pointed to Emily. We exchanged hugs and got in our cars. Although, Emily's hug with Tom seemed to last a bit longer. They would look so cute together!

14 14 14!!

I dialed the number.
"Hi Charlotte, I'm on my way. I'm in the car park now." Emily picked up after three rings.
"Cool, there's some other people eating with us, I think you might like them." I hadn't told her yet.
"See ya then!"
"Bye!"
I hung up the phone. I turned around and Tom seemed surprised.
"Why didn't you tell her?" He asked.
"It's kind of like a late Christmas present. She has a huge crush on you." I whispered. "Don't tell her I said that, though." I warned him.
"Pinky promise." Tom held out his pinky. I could tell we were going to be friends.
"Promise, we'll go and bring Emily inside." I stood up, holding onto Ian's arm. We walked outside and saw Emily's car pull up.
"Hey! We've got some people to introduce you to." Ian put his hands over her eyes and I took her hand and lead her to the table.
"We're at the table, just promise us you won't die when you meet them." Ian chuckled.
"Okay, just get your hands off my eyes, they stink!" Emily hastily pulled Ian's hands off her eyes.
"Oh. My. God!" Emily put Ian's hands back over her eyes. Tom looked like he really liked her. Emily took Ian's hands off her eyes and sat down, trying not to squeal.
"We met Tom at the museum today and he invited us to dinner!" I sat down next to Ian.


*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*Tom's POV^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^

Emily pulled Ian's hands off her eyes and revealed her face. She was really pretty*. Charlotte said something I didn't hear and Emily sat next to me and smiled.
"So, do you like it here in Australia?" She asked.
"Great! The beaches are amazing!" I replied.
"Cool, do you want to go down to Cottesloe beach tomorrow? It's really nice there." She flipped her hair. Oh my god! She just asked me out!
"Yeah! That'll be nice." I replied, trying not to blush. Too late, I felt the blood running to my cheeks.
"Cool, which hotel are you staying at again? I'll pick you up at ten." Emily blushed back.
"Um, Burswood Crown. I'll pick you up if you want." I offered.
"Nah, it's ok. Don't forget you live in England, you don't have a car here." Emily pointed out.
"But I have a rental." Tom replied.
"Yeah, but you don't want to get sand in it, do you?" Emily winked.
"Touché," I winked back. The waitress came to take our orders.
"What do you guys like? I'm thinking of getting the surf and turf." I asked the rest of the group.
"Hmm, I might get the spicy green curry." Ian replied.

Sunday 26 February 2012

Chapter 13

Smosh Fanfiction Chapter 13:

I slowly walked up to the door, and looked through the peephole. It was Dylan. He looked drunk. I knew he was an angry drunk. I tiptoed to Ian's room, to tell him he was there.
"It's Dylan, he's here, and he's drunk!" I frantically whispered.
"Shit, Don't worry, I'll handle this." Ian touched my cheek.
"Don't, you know how that worked out last time!" I held him back.
"Don't open the door fully, and talk to him." Ian kissed me softly kissed me on the forehead. I suddenly felt a lot braver. I nodded and opened the door, just a bit, so we could talk.
"Um, hello?" I asked.
"Charlotte, I want you back! I still love you, you still love me." Dylan slurred his words.
"No! I don't love you Dylan! I've got a boyfriend and I love him more than anything! You need to let this go! You need to move on." I yelled at him, maybe a bit too loud.
"Just one kiss..." he tried to open the door, and succeeded. I tried to push him away, but he was too strong. He tried to take my shirt off, but I found a weak spot and pushed him off of me and punched him. I closed the door and locked it.
"What the hell? I know you want me..." Dylan knocked on the door again.
"GO AWAY, OR I'LL CALL THE COPS!!!" I screamed, kicking the door.
"Fine! You have no idea what you're missing!" Dylan walked away. I sunk down to the floor and cried with my back facing the door. Ian came and sat next to me, pulling me close.
"We don't have to go out tonight, if you don't want to." Ian touched my cheek.
"No way! I'm still going! It's my life goal to meet the Harry Potter cast!"
"Okayyyy" Ian laughed.
"I'm going to get ready. I suggest you do too or we'll be late!" I stood up.
"Kay," He stood up too. I went into our room, where our suitcases were. I picked out this:
"HEL-LO!" Ian looked me up and down. I felt the blood rushing to my cheeks.
"No, seriously, you look hot!" Ian played with my hair.
"Thanks, I just want to look as un-fugly as I can." I fixed Ian's hair.
"I just hope Tom, Daniel or Rupert don't get the wrong idea..." Ian laughed.
"Don't worry, if they do, I'll just act all fangirlish and they'll stay away." I winked. Ian played with the string of his hoodie.
"You look hot!" I noticed his teal hoodie and black jeans.
"Aww, thanks!" Ian kissed my cheek.
"We better get going." I pulled him out of the hotel room.
"Kay, I'll drive."
"Cool."

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* CAR DRIVE ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*

When we parked, we got out of the rental car and walked into the restaurant.
"Look, there they are!" Ian pointed out a private table in the far corner.
"Awesome!" I almost skipped over to the table.
"Well, look who it is!" Tom laughed.
"Hi! I had a lot of coffee today, so I'm just warning you that I might be pretty hyper soon." I giggled.
"Ian, Charlotte, this is Dan, Emma and Rupert. Guys, this is Charlotte and her boyfriend Ian." He introduced us.
"Nice to meet you. Um, we're just waiting on my friend Emily." I pointed to the door.
"Cool. Should you call her?" Emma suggested.
"Good idea." I pulled out my phone.

Wednesday 8 February 2012

Chapter 12 FTW!

Ok, I really enjoyed writing this oneO.o


The next day, Ian and I decided to go to the city and do some shopping. We got off the couch, had breakfast and got ready to go.
"Why don't we go to the museum and check out the Harry Potter exhibition?" I suggested.
"Good idea. Can we get some lunch first?" Ian pleaded, putting his hand on his stomach.
"Sure, I'm pretty hungry too. Look, there's a cafe across the road." I pointed and walked up to the zebra crossing. We got a table and looked at the menu. Hmm, BLT or nachos?
"I'll go order, what would you like dollface?" Ian made a funny waitress voice.*
"BLT and a mango frappe please." I answered. He went to order and in two minutes, he sat back down at the table.
"So what do you want to do tomorrow?" Ian took a sip of his milky milkshake.
"I thought we could go to Adventure World. It's not as good as Disneyland, but it's pretty good!" I suggested.
"Good idea, I don't really want to stay at the hotel watching the real housewives all day!" The waitress came to our table with my BLT and Ian's steak sandwich. We thanked her and Ian took a huge bite of his sandwich.
"Don't tell me your in your lunchtime with smosh mode again!" I sighed.
"Om, nom, nom!" Ian took another bite.
"I better get used to this..." I joked, rolling my eyes. Ian looked disappointed.
"Don't you like my lunchtime mode?" Ian pouted. I felt guilty for saying that now. I would never do anything to hurt him.
"Of course I do! Let's go to the museum." I rubbed his arm.
"Cool! Let's get our nerd on!" Ian high fived me. We walked down to the museum and payed for our entry. Luckily, there was a Harry Potter exhibition there! We went straight to where the Harry Potter stuff was and I started freaking out at the first glasses Daniel Radcliffe wore whilst filming Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone* and the first chapter J.K. Rowling wrote of the Harry Potter series. But I almost fainted when I saw Tom Felton just standing there... Turns out he was there for the launch of the exhibit!
"Uh, hi! I love you! You are like, my role model!" I walked up to him and met him, with my camera ready.
"Hi! Pleasure to meet you! I'm Tom." He shook my hand.
"Hi, I'm Charlotte, and this is Ian. He's a pretty good actor too. Nice to meet you!" I almost fell over.
"Yeah, more like a comedian, but my best friend and I make videos on YouTube." Ian shook Tom's hand.
"Oh, yeah! I thought you looked familiar. You guys are really funny!" Tom high fived Ian.
"Thanks! You aren't too bad, yourself!" Ian joked.
"Hey, do you guys want to come out to dinner with Dan, Emma, Rupert and I tonight?" Tom asked. This was an offer no one could ever refuse.
"OMG! Sure! Oh, um... If I have to..." I giggled.
"Haha! You're really funny!" Tom laughed. "You can bring any friends if you want."
"Cool! My friend is a huge fan! I'll see if she's free. Which restaurant?"
"Um, the Roma, I think it's called, we'll meet you there at 6." Tom smiled. I couldn't believe I was going out to dinner with part of the cast of Harry Potter!
"Ok, we'll see you then." Ian waved. We drove the rental car back to the hotel and as soon as we got there, I collapsed on the couch and started watching the wiggles. It was my favorite show when I was in kindergarten. I went to like, three of their 'concerts'. It was about three o'clock so I went to my suitcase to pick out what I would be wearing that night. I heard a knock on the door.
OOH! CLIFFHANGER ALERT!!!

Saturday 4 February 2012

Chapter 11

Ian walked over to Dylan, and started talking to him. I could see him trying to keep calm. But after being with Dylan for six months, I knew that he can't keep his temper. This is going to get ugly. I started sprinting over to Ian. It all happened in slow motion. Dylan punched Ian straight in the eye, he fell to the ground, and Dylan kept kicking him. I ran up to Dylan and punched him. Ouch, that hurt my hand. I thought he wouldn't do anything to hurt me but I was wrong. He slapped me in the face and I fell to the ground, crying, clutching my face. I knew he would go back for Ian, so I crawled over to him and start looked at his face. Oh my gosh. There was blood trickling down his face. I cleaned it up with my sleeve and looked up at Dylan.
"You need to get some help, Dylan Carter!" I shouted at him. He walked off with Violet. A stranger came and helped Ian and I up, and walked us to the nursing post. She looked really familiar
"Thank you!" I shook her hand.
"It's alright, I love smosh!" She replied, sweetly.
"I have some smosh t shirts in my suitcase, so I'll send you a free one if you want!" Ian smiled.
"Oh, thanks! Here's my phone number." She pulled a sticky note and a pen out of her bag and wrote it down for us.
"It's the least we could do!" I smiled.
"Thanks again! By the way, my name is Ruby Woodin." She smiled.
"Oh my gosh! Is that you? We used to go to school together!" I hugged her.
"Haha! Now you realise! Have you seen Emily yet?" She asked.
"Yeah! She picked us up from the airport." I replied. Ian was just standing there, laughing at our girliness.
"Omg! It's 11:20! Our ferry leaves in twenty five minutes!" I looked at my phone.
"Haha I'm on the same ferry as you! Let's try to get to the jetty!" Ruby started walking. We got to the ferry and luckily we were the third ones there. We got a good seat and were chatting the whole time to Perth.
"Ian, I'm feeling really seasick!" I rested my head on his shoulder and he stroked my hair. I immediately felt better. Ian has the magic touch!
"Look! I can see Fremantle! Ruby pointed.
"Cool!" I sat up.
"Now can you stroke my hair?" Ian asked making a cute face.
"Oh my god! Ian from smosh is asking me to stroke his hair!" I did my best fangirl impression. He put his head on my shoulder and I stroked his hair. The boat started to slow down and it stopped at the C shed.
"I'll call you!" I hugged Ruby and she went to hug her family. Grace picked us up in her car and she drove us to the hotel.
"How was your trip?" Grace asked us while sitting down on the couch.
"Good! Too bad we didn't get to see the big gun things!" I joked. They were up a big hill and it's painful to ride up it.
"Oh my god! Ian, what happened to your eye?" Grace just realized.
"Got punched." He replied.
"Dylan showed up and told me to break up with him. Then he punched Ian, and slapped me." I finished for him.
"Oh my god! Are you alright?" Grace walked over to the freezer and got some ice for Ian.
"Yeah, no problem. I just want to kill him for slapping Charlotte though." Ian tensed up.
"It's ok. We'll be alright." I rubbed his arm.
"Well I better be going." Grace hopped up and hugged us both.
"Bye!" Ian waved.
"See ya!" Grace waved back to both of us.
Ian and I fell asleep on the couch after about an hour or so watching tv.

Chapter 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After I edited that lunchtime with smosh episode for Ian, I closed my laptop and fell asleep on the couch. I had a dream about zombie care bears, lollipops and that creepy dude from the green lantern. It was weird. I woke up and sat up in bed. Ian woke up and came downstairs in his purple pajama shorts.
"Hey, what happened?" Ian sat down on the couch.
"Nothing, just a weird dream."
"What was it about?" Ian asked.
"Oh, just that weird dude with the big head from green lantern, care bears and lollipops." I explained casually.
"Sounds disturbing." Ian laughed. I laughed and got some cereal. Yum!

We had to take the ferry home that day at one o'clock so I packed our luggage and Ian put it outside the front door for the people to put on the ferry. We rode down to the bike hire, returned our bikes and walked to the bakery to buy some bread and meat pies. Ian really had a chunky beef pie and I had a beef curry pie.
"Oh my gosh! This is really yum. We need to make these at home!" Ian took the last bite of his pie.
"I don't think they'll be as good as the bakery's." I laughed.
"We can try though." Ian smiled. I saw someone familiar past Ian's head. It was my ex boyfriend, Dylan. Great.
"Umm... Ian?" I whispered.
"What's wrong?" Ian looked concerned.
"My ex is right over there!" I whispered. "He looks like he's got a girlfriend. Poor girl." He cheated on me in year eleven so I really don't want to talk to him.
"Oh, is that him?" Ian turned around discreetly.
"Yeah, can we go now?" I leaned in.
"Sure, but he's coming towards us!" He leaned in further, our noses nearly touching.
"Shit. Just try to be all lovey dovey and he'll go away."
"Maybe he just wants to say hello." Ian explained.
"Maybe." I kissed him lightly. We looked up and saw Dylan and the girl standing right in front of us.
"Fancy seeing you here, Charlotte!" He tried to act cheerful, but you could tell that he was malicious.
"Um, hi! This is Ian, my boyfriend." I replied trying to act casual.
"Nice to meet you Ian. This is Violet, my girlfriend." Dylan shook Ian's hand, and I waved nervously to violet. She used to be my arch enemy in high school. She always thought that her blonde hair, big boobs, and skinny waist line would get her any guy she wanted. But I hope she now realizes, that fake beauty will not get you anywhere. She can't get my Ian.
"Oh! You're that Ian guy from smosh! I love your videos!" Violet finally got a clue.
"Yeah, thanks!" Ian mumbled.
"Well, we better be going, we need to get on the ferry." I quickly interrupted. Phew! We can get away from them.
"Just one more thing!" Dylan grabbed my arm. It hurt. "Dump that Ian guy, he's not your type." He whispered in my ear. What does that mean, 'he's not my type'? He is my type and I love him. I better stay away from Dylan.
"What did he say?" Ian helped me up off the chair.
"He said to break up with you." I whispered. I felt the tears on my cheeks.
"That bastard! Don't worry, it'll be okay." He tensed up.
"Don't do anything to him." I kissed him.

Chapter 9:)

We then drove to my Nan's house and had a big barbecue. I reunited with my family and friends and said hi to Nan's dogs. After the festivities, Ian, Grace and I drove to the hotel and checked into our rooms. Ian and I spent the rest of the night talking about what we're going to do for the rest of our stay.
"Why don't we take the ferry to Rottnest Island? It's really nice down there, and the beaches are Ah-masing!" I suggested.
"Sounds fun! Should we go tomorrow?"
"Sure! I'll have to pack my bikini!" I grinned.
"I'll have to pack my mankini! I think you'll look hotter though!" I think he knew he was going to get an interesting response.
"No way! That was for one smosh video! I didn't even pack it!"
"What makes you think I didn't secretly put it in?"
"One, I know you didn't. Two, I'm going to burn it when we get home." I grinned.
"Nooo!" Ian cried jokingly.
"It's all right, I can go out and buy some nice board shorts when I go shopping." I kissed Ian on the cheek and fell asleep in his arms.

The next day we went to the Fremantle and had lunch at Cicerello's. After that, we boarded the ferry and traveled to Rotto. After about forty minutes the boat stopped at the Thompson Bay jetty. We stopped to have a coffee at DOMÈ and went to hire out some bikes.
"Eww! What are these rat things?" Ian shrieked.
"You little girl! Those are quokkas. This is the only place they live."
"Oh, do you want to ride to the basin?" Ian asked.
"Okay! As long as you don't wear a mankini!" I kissed him on the cheek, and rode off. He followed me and we soon got to the basin, we parked our bikes, chose a picnic table and sat down. We had brought some sandwiches and our favorite passionfruit soft drink for our afternoon tea.
"I'm gonna go and have a swim. Wanna come?" Ian took his shirt off. Hawt!
"Sure!" I answered and raced him to the water, where several squealing fangirls ran up to us. We jumped in the water, went snorkeling and ended up seeing some starfish, fish and a lot of seaweed. We came up to the surface and started walking back to shore. When we got to our table, we saw a seagull that had pecked through the cooler bag and eaten our food.
"Bastards!" Ian laughed.
"Come on, let's go to the Quokka Arms and have dinner." I suggested.
"Okay, then we can stay at the lodge. Hope we get a good room!" Ian hopped on his bike and packed the half eaten cooler bag on the carrier. We rode into Thompson Bay and got a table at the Quokka Arms restaurant.
"This is nice, I think I'll have the bolognese. What about you? I'm paying." Ian read the menu.
"I'll share it with you, I'm not that hungry."
"Okay. What about drinks? I'm just having a coke. I don't want to drink and cycle!" Ian badly joked.
"Okay... Well I'll have a lemon lime bitters please."
"Okay, I'll go order, you stay here." He got up, and walked towards the counter. I got my iPad out and continued writing my Harry Potter fanfiction. God, I must be really obsessed. I spotted Ian walking back with the drinks, and put the iPad away. Ian sat down and we started trying to spot all of the fangirls. This is our usual activity at restaurants, as we don't really have anything else to do.
"There's some." Ian whispered and pointed at two ten year old girls almost dying.
"Aww they're so cute, why don't we go say hi and film them!" I whispered back.
"Good idea, he pulled the flip cam out of his pocket and pressed record. We walked over to their table and said hi.
"Hey, we saw you two looking and wanted to say hi!" I bent down and spoke to them.
"Y-yeah! I'm Kate, and this is my best friend Lily. We love your videos!" the girl to the left stuttered.
"Well it's a pleasure to meet you girls! Would you like an autograph and/or picture?" Ian shook the two girls' hands.
"Uh could we get a picture please?" Lily pulled her camera out of her bag.
"Sure! Hey mum, can you take a pic?" I asked one of the the girl's mother. She took the camera and we all smiled.
"Say, cheese!" She took the picture.
"Well, we better be getting back to our table, so thanks!" Ian smiled.
"Thank you so much!" Lily squealed as we waved goodbye. When we got back to the table, the waitress brought our spaghetti and set it down. We thanked her, and she shuffled away excitedly.
I had some of our spaghetti.
"Hey, let's film not a lunch time with smosh video, but a dinner time with Ian and Charlotte video." Ian laughed. He pulled the flip camera out and pressed record. We had almost finished our video, but still had to do the twitter questions.
"Hey, Charlotte I think it's time for something..." Ian made a bad Australian accent.
"Finding twitter questions, finding twitter questions!" I sang. I pulled my iPhone out of my handbag and read some questions on Ian's twitter. Most of them were funny, gay or just annoying. I spotted one I liked.
~Can you kiss each other?
I read it out, while talking in a pervy voice. Ian smiled and leaned in for a kiss and I kissed him back. Immediately I knew we were going to get a lot of hate for this.

Chapter 8!!!!!

Hope you like it! Sorry for the wait Em!
The next day the alarm clock went off at 3:00AM to get ready for the flight ahead. Our plane departed at seven so we had to get organized. We got dressed, made a quick coffee and packed our toiletries. We got Anthony to drive us to the airport and when we got there, he helped us get our baggage out of the car and said goodbye.
"See ya! Hope you have a good trip!" Anthony hugged me and gave one of those man hugs to Ian.
"See ya! I'll bring you and Mari back some goodies!" I grinned. I was really excited.

By the time we got on the plane, I was craving some orange juice. I wouldn't be able to live without it. I've got this creepy obsession for orange juice for some odd reason. Thankfully, the food trolley came around quickly.
"Anything from the trolley dear?" The flight attendant asked. She reminded me of the food trolley lady from Harry Potter. God, I'm such a fangirl!
"Yes please, can I have an orange juice, some macadamia nuts and a coke?" I ordered for Ian and I.
"Sure, would you like a complimentary pair of Qantas socks?" The lady asked.
"Yeah, why not?" The woman passed me the socks.
I pulled out my iPad and began reading the Harry Potter ebook for the fifth time.
"Seriously? Again?" Ian kept his voice down.
"I'm a self confessed potterphile, how can I not?" I whispered.
"Whatever, I'm just going to read a little too." Ian had always been a heavy reader. I felt myself drift off to sleep...

I woke up with my head on Ian's shoulder, he had fallen asleep too. In his hands was his laptop which he was reading my latest Harry Potter fanfiction. God, I loved writing. I needed to have some more orange juice. I pressed the assistance button, and in thirty seconds flat, the flight attendant walked up to me and asked me what I wanted. I ordered another orange juice and a coke, payed, and pressed the cold coke against Ian's cheek. He woke up and grinned.
"How long was I out?"
"I dunno, I just woke up." I replied.
"Well, only four more hours until we get there." Ian yawned.
"Good, I'm starting to get sick of this plane." I pulled out my laptop and started playing minecraft. I was just about to place the last block on the mansion I was building, when the seatbelt light went on. Yay! We're about to land!
"Hey, Ian! We're about to land!" I woke him up, not knowing he was asleep.
"Good. I really need to walk around." Ian sighed.
"We still need to go through customs and stuff, then I think my friend Emily is picking us up, because she lives near the airport." I explained.
"Cool! I'd love to meet all of your old friends from elementary school." Ian smiled.
"Oh, by the way, in Australia, the schools are different. There's primary school, which has grades kindergarten to year 6, and high school, which is 7 to 12."
"Oh, I forgot about that. Any of your friends smosh fans? It'll be cool to meet them." Ian added.
"Well, I think Tara is a fan. Emily's obsessed, by the way." I warned him.
"The plane's landing. We should start putting our stuff in our bags."
"Yeah, that would be a good idea." I tried to reach over to get my bag, but fell in Ian's lap.
"What you doing down there?" Ian laughed.
"Just admiring your green jeans. Nice!" I grinned. "I'll let you wear them if you don't wear them when you're out with me, okay?" I reasoned with him.
"Deal." he shook my hand and I turned it into a kiss on the cheek. Then, there was a big bump, and we knew that the plane landed.
"Okay, we're now in Perth!" Ian clapped.
"Yeah. We should get ready and prepare for customs and stuff." I smiled.
"Okay." Ian made his cute baby voice. I gave him a hug because his baby voice was just plain cute.
"You're such a cute little thing, aren't you?" I did my best baby talk.
"You know it!" Ian laughed. The doors opened so we could get off the plane. We slowly made our way through customs and walked out to find Emily. We spotted the tallest girl there and I knew it was her. I ran up to her and squealed.
"Oh my God! How are you!" I squealed.
"Good! I've got a surprise for you!" Emily squealed back. We took our luggage to the car and Emily drove us to a familiar street. It was my old dance school! I saw my dance teacher and she was working with my old class. Oh my God! I ran inside and hugged my dance teacher and friends.
"Oh my god! I haven't seen you in ages! I heard that you lived near smosh!" My teacher Jen hugged me. At that moment Ian walked in the room and met her and my old friends.
"You never told me that he's your boyfriend!" Jen laughed.
"Well I am! We were neighbors before her parents moved back here, and she was so madly in love that she moved in with Anthony and I." Ian hugged me closer.
"Well we really should be going, but I'll come back and dust off my dance shoes soon!" I waved.
"Bye!" Jen waved back.

Yeah, this is really based on my real life!

Thursday 26 January 2012

Smosh Fanfiction Chapter 7: Packing

The morning before Ian and I left for our holiday to Australia, I woke up, got ready and immediately started getting organized for the trip ahead. I had always been the organized type, just not when it came to all my things. I used to be a self confessed hoarder, at that. I made a list that read:

To Pack:

Warm jacket
Jeans
Shorts and skirts
Casual shirts
T-shirts
Jacket and trousers or dresses
Warm sweater
Tracksuit
Socks
Underwear
Nightwear
Swim wear and towels
Snorkels
Comfortable shoes
Flip flops
Going out shoes
Toiletry bag and contents
Bath towel
Suntan lotion
Insect repellent
Medications
Tissues
Miscellaneous
Sunglasses
Flashlight
Power adapters
Day bag
Overnight bag
Gadgets and chargers


After I finished packing, I put every gadget we owned on charge. I didn't want to get on the plane to find out that my iPad had only 39% left, did I? So anyway, I checked our flight details for the millionth time this week and collapsed on the couch, exhausted. It was around three o'clock, so I had to wake Ian up. He slept in really late especially when he had a big day ahead, which was inconvenient, but I loved how cute he was when he slept. I tiptoed into our room and sat beside him on the bed. I shook his shoulder gently and when he woke up I kissed him on the cheek. He kissed me back. I loved it when his hair was messy. He was so warm. I kissed him more and we fell down on the bed. I giggled and Ian grinned.
"Afternoon, sleepyhead!" I whispered.
"What time is it?" Ian yawned. I moved his face so he could see the alarm clock on the bedside table. "Three o'clock? God, I should have woken up earlier to help you pack."
"No worries! I'm all done." I reassured him.
"So now we can relax." Ian said, kissing me on the cheek again.
"Sorry, we've got to take Candi on her walk, so she doesn't get fat and explode." I grinned.
"Oh, ok! I'll get ready." Ian whispered. We took Candi out for a walk and met some other dogs on the way. It was always Ian's job to pick up the number twos and my job to feed her.

Smosh Fanfiction Chapter 6: Vegemite

The next morning, I woke up to Candi barking at eight o'clock. I went into the laundry where she slept and sat with her for a few minutes and gave her some treats. When I sat down to my laptop, I heard a crash coming from the laundry. I raced back in there to find Candi on top of a box, eating treats that were sitting on the cupboard. She wasn't harmed, but I moved the box straight away and let her out. Ian raced in as well.
"She tried to jump on the box and eat some treats ." I laughed.
"God, we'll have to dog proof this laundry." Ian grinned.
I went to the kitchen and went on twitter. At that moment, I heard a knock on the door. I went to answer it and the postman was standing there, holding a small package.
"Your name Charlotte?" He asked.
"Yep!" I replied. The postman handed me the package.
"Thanks!" I said cheerfully.
I went inside to open the package. It was from my Nan! I suddenly got a lot more excited. I opened it and it was a jar of Vegemite. I heard Ian coming into the kitchen. "Hey Ian! Guess what my Nan sent me!" I hid the jar behind my back.
"What?" Ian yawned.
"Vegemite!" I laughed.
"God! How can you Australians love that stuff?" Ian pretended to throw up. When I found out that Ian tried to make a Vegemite sandwich on Ian is Bored, I had to teach him to use butter and spread the tiniest little bit. He still failed to do that, and now it's his enemy for life.
"Why don't I make you some Vegemite toast?" I giggled.
"What do you think I'd say in this situation?" Ian grinned.
"Please?" I gave him my puppy dog face.
"Oh alright, but only because you used your puppy face!" Ian grinned. I made him some toast, spread some butter on it, and spread a tiny bit of Vegemite on it.
"Ere you go mate!"I put on a stereotypical Aussie accent.
"Thank you, mate!" Ian did a really bad Aussie accent. He took a bite and surprisingly, he seemed to like it.
"It, how you say, gives it a saltiness." Ian changed his accent to French. I laughed.
"You know, my brother eats eggs on Vegemite toast, it's okay, but I don't love it. It's really healthy!" I smiled, knowing I was going to get a reaction.
"Well, it could be nice, if you cut off your tongue!" Ian laughed.
"Hey, you'll be having a lot of it in a couple weeks time!" I pointed out. "I'm gonna make myself some!" I grinned. Ian made a throwing up noise. Anthony came down the stairs and found me making Vegemite toast.
"Ew! Why are you spreading crap on bread?" Anthony joked.
"It's Vegemite!" I spread some 'crap' on his face.
"Ew! It's disgusting!" Anthony screeched, reaching for a sponge.
"Ha Ha! You've got crap on your face!" Ian teased.
"Hey, speaking about Australia, have you told my Nan?" I asked.
"No, I thought you should call her and surprise her!" Ian answered. It was 9AM in California so it was 10AM the next day in Perth. I walked into my room, found my phone and dialed the number.

"Hi Nan!"
"Oh, Charlotte! How are you?"
"I'm good! Guess what Ian bought me for Christmas?"
"What?"
"Two tickets to Perth for ten days!"
"Oh my God! When are you coming?"
"January 8th. Grace is coming over too!"
"Oh my God! I should clean up a bit then!"
"Don't worry, we'll be staying in a hotel."
"Oh, and I bought Ian a daschund. We named her Candi."
"That's nice! Are you bringing her over?"
"Oh, maybe not. The flight is a bit too long. Anthony and Mari are looking after her though."
"Okay, I'll see you then! I'm seeing your mum tomorrow, so I'll tell her then."
"Sounds like a plan!"
"Bye!"
"See ya!" I hung up the phone. It was so nice to speak to my Nan.

"How did she react?" Anthony stood in the doorframe.
"She was really surprised!"
"Cool! By the way, do you want Mari and I to look after Candi?" Anthony asked.
"Yeah that would be good! We're going to get dog food and stuff today, so we should get some extra." I replied.
"Cool! I'm going to have a shower so I'll be ready in a bit." He yawned and walked towards the bathroom and almost tripped over Candi. I found my way into the lounge room and started playing minecraft on my laptop like any normal person would do on a Monday morning. "Die creeper, die!" I heard myself Shit. I'm talking to myself again. I should stop now.

Smosh Fanfiction Chapter 5: Surprises

Ill just get to it!



"It's a puppy!" Ian wailed. A chestnut brown daschund puppy jumped out of my arms, into Ian's. He started playing with her and I handed him a small bag of treats.
"Thank you so much Charlotte!" Ian laughed while the puppy licked his face.
"What are you going to name her?" I asked.
"I don't know." Ian replied.
"How about we film her and ask the fans to suggest names in the comments?" Anthony joined us with Mari.
"Good idea! We should open the rest of the presents first, though." I replied. We opened all the rest of the presents.
"Here's yours, Charlotte! I hope you like it!" Ian led us to our bedroom. I saw the bed perfectly made and two plane tickets sitting on the end. I rushed over and saw that the destination was Perth, Australia. My home town.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" I screamed, kissing Ian. "I was really missing my family."
"I wanted you and I to go to Australia for ten days." Ian explained. "Guess who will be there as well," Ian exclaimed.
"Who?" I asked.
"Your cousin Grace is over from Melbourne!" Ian replied. I was lost for words. I just stood there, crying and hugging Ian.

Ian and I spent an hour or two in the kitchen, cooking Christmas lunch, while Anthony and Mari were cleaning everything and setting up the dining table. It was our first time having Ian and Anthony's families over for Christmas, so everyone was stressing out.

When our guests started showing up, everyone started congratulating Ian and Mari and popping champagne.
"Hey, Ian!" Ian's brother called out.
"Will! Merry Christmas!" He grinned.
"Hi Charlotte!"
"Hey Will!" I smiled. "Sorry, I have to go and make the trifle."
"Ok, just save some custard for me!" Ian called out as I hurried away.

At the end of the day, all four of us sat on the couch. Ian was playing with the dachshund.
"Should we film her today?" I asked.
"Sure!" Anthony replied. I got the camera and set up the tripod. I sat back down and pressed record.
"Hey guys!" I smiled at the camera.
"So for Christmas this year Charlotte bought me an extra special present. A puppy!" Ian scratched his new pet behind the ear.
"We haven't named her yet, so we want to know some suggestions." Amthony added.
"So leave any suggestions for cute female dog names in the comments below!" Mari said cheerfully. We filmed the dog for a couple minutes and Ian went to edit and post it on YouTube and smosh.com. Immediately, we got hundreds of comments, and we had to look through all of them.
"Poppy, Princess, Cat, Bellatrix, Candi, Cherub, Chocolate, Jaffa, Christie, Cherry, Lucy, Emily, Chloe, Grace, Donna, Lady, Ruby, Annabelle, Sophie, Hannah, Caitlyn, Breanna, Tara, Daisy, Fritz, Sasha, Hermione, Bonnie, Evie, Alyssa, Julie, Emma, Abbi, Sydney, Sootie, Vanilla, Velvet, Muffin, Cupcake, Maddie, Aleks, Manderz, Sleepyhead, Smoshi, Lily, Dobby, Rose, Lavender, Rainbow, Zelda.... Bloody hell! This is going to be hard to choose." I exclaimed.
"Well, Candi, Bellatrix, Cherry, Rose, Lavender and Zelda are good!" Ian suggested.
"I reckon Candi would be the best." Mari added.
"Me too!" Anthony agreed.
"Ok Candi it is!" I declared.
"Awesome! So now we have to go to the pet store and buy a collar, food, a bed, treats, water and food bowls, dog shampoo, toys, and all the rest." Ian mentioned.
"Well we'll do that tomorrow." I laughed.

Hope you liked it!

Smosh Fanfiction Chapter 4: Smiles

Hey! It's a new chapter! Yay!

I woke up the next morning next to Ian, and Mari and Anthony had booked another hotel room that night. I was kind of happy that they booked the extra room or I wouldn't be able to look at Anthony in the morning. I got my laptop and looked at some tweets. Most of them were along the lines of:
~when do you think @smoshian will propose?
~Go @Maranthony!
~Congrats @Mari and @smoshanthony!

Ian woke up and looked at me. He smiled. What was that about?


Two Days Later:

"Morning, Ian!" I whispered in his ear.
"Morning, Charlotte!" Ian kissed me on the forehead. I kissed him back and switched the tv on. I heard a familiar noise.
"Shut Up!" It was the two words that were said at the start of each smosh video.
"Oh my God! We're on the news!" I shouted, waking everybody up. Anthony and Mari ran into our room and sat on the end of our bed.

{Good morning. Two days ago at VidCon,YouTuber Anthony Padilla, part of the famous duo smosh, proposed to his girlfriend Mari, onstage. [playback of the proposal] A lot of people in the crowd were quite moved by this proposal and some even shed a tear. His two best friends, Ian Hecox and Charlotte [random surname] are a couple too. The question we are all asking is when is Ian going to propose?}

On the last sentence, I looked at Ian. He just smiled. Again! What does this mean?


Christmas Day: (A Month Later)


I woke up at 9:30 in an empty bed. Oh crap! It was christmas morning! I raced out into the garage and checked on Ian's present then ran into the living room where Mari was sitting on Anthony's lap and Ian was sitting next to them. I went and sat on Ian's lap too. He smiled.
"Present time!" Ian sang.
"If we have to!" I sang back.
"Who wants to open the first present?" Asked Mari.
"Ooh! I do! I do! I do!" Anthony pleaded, pretending to be a five year old boy.
"I think he's a little bit excited!" Ian pointed out.
"Ok, Anthony you can open my present first." I gave him his present. He opened it and saw 'The LolCat Bible', and a DVD that had every single smosh video.
"Oh my gosh! Every episode! Wow! Thanks Charlotte!" Anthony hugged me.
"Glad you liked it! Ok, Mari here's yours!" I handed Mari an envelope. She opened it, and inside there was two tickets to Katy Perry's concert.
"OMG thanks so much Charlotte!" Mari squealed.
"I knew how much you loved Katy Perry!" I explained.
"Okay Ian, here's yours!" I took his hand and led him to the study. There was a huge box there.
"Can you help me carry it into the living room?" I asked.
"Sure! I can't wait to see what's inside!" He picked up the box and carried it into the living room, where Anthony and Mari were sitting. He opened the top of the box and it was filled with packing peanuts.
"Go on! Look inside!" I pointed to the box. Ian spent about ten minutes fishing through the box, trying to find something. I snuck up behind him, with his actual present and tapped him on the back. He turned around instantly and saw me with his present.
"Oh. My. God!"
Yay!

Smosh Fanfiction Chapter 3: Anthony's Question

Hey, it's a little late but I'm really excited about this one!

"Okay." We went outside and sat down on the bench.
"So... I was thinking of proposing to Mari!" Anthony said softly, so no one could hear.
"OMG! Congratulations!" I squealed and squeezed him tight.
"So I'm gonna need your advice on the ring." He said breathlessly.
"Sure! Anything for my two besties! When are you going to propose? Have you told Ian?" I seemed to just get out.
"1. Thanks, 2. I'm hoping to do it onstage on the last night of VidCon, 3. Yes I told him three days ago." Ian answered.
"Cool! When are we going to go and get the ring?" I asked yet another question.
"I was hoping later this afternoon, and because Ian already knows, he'll understand why we're going on a 'walk'." He explained.
"But what if Mari wants to come as well?" I asked.
"Oh I forgot to tell you, she'll be filming the smosh pit video tonight live onstage." Anthony explained.
"Awesome! We'll all go ring shopping then."
We all wished Mari good luck and rushed out to the parking lot, then drove to Tiffany's. After about half an hour, all three of us had decided on a stunning 1.5 carat square cut ring. Anthony was so happy and Mari loved him so much. I felt so happy for him I started crying on the way back to the hotel. Ian kissed me lightly on the forehead in the backseat.

When the night came, Ian, Anthony and I were onstage answering questions, when the time came for Anthony to make his announcement. He looked really nervous. He stepped up to the middle of the stage.

"Uh, hello VidCon!" The crowd went crazy.
"You might have seen the latest mail time with smosh." the crowd cheered. "Well do you remember this part?" The screen played a short clip of Mari calling from the kitchen, 'And Anthony's mine!' the crowd laughed.
"Mari, get up here!" Anthony called, pointing to Mari sitting in the crowd. She ran up to Ian, standing next to him.
"Uh, Hi VidCon!" Mari didn't seem to know what was going on.
"Mari [Insert surname here],I love you more than life. I promise to never leave you alone, and to be with you for your entire life, through good times and bad. I’ll always be there for you, and give of myself whatever I must in order to make you happy, and keep you safe." Ian threw the ring box to him and he got down on one knee. "I’ll love you forever. Will you marry me?" Anthony finally asked.
"Yes, Anthony!" Mari seemed so shocked and kissed him. The crowd went absolutely bonkers and some fully grown men were shedding a tear. Of course I was bawling and I buried myself in Ian's chest. All four of us ran offstage and I gave Mari and Anthony a huge hug.
"Congratulations!" I had to shout, due to all the noise in the crowd. We all went back onstage and out came Shane, Toby, Dave Days, iJustine, Shaycarl and every other famous YouTuber came onstage to form a great big group hug. What a perfect night.

Did you like it?

Wednesday 18 January 2012

My Smoshy Life Chapter 2: VidCon

Ok, here's chapter two! I named it because I wanted too. I like ice cream.


I woke up the next morning at eight o'clock. I had a shower, got dressed, and went into the kitchen and made myself some toast and coffee. I had just realized that we had to go to VidCon today. I tiptoed into my room, only to realize that Ian was on his laptop, watching tobuscus.
"Hey! We've got to pack all of our crap for VidCon." I whispered, not knowing if Anthony and Mari were still asleep.
"Oh, yeah! I forgot about that!" He whispered back. I pulled some suitcases out of the closet and packed Ian and I enough clothes and toiletries for three days, sharpies, money, snacks, my flip camera and my sketch pad and pencils.

By the time I was done packing, Mari came into the room.
"Hey! I'm done packing for Anthony and I, so I came to see if you're done." Mari seemed pretty excited.
"I'm all done packing too." I must have seemed excited too.
"Cool! So we can leave as soon as the guys are ready." Mari said.
"Hint Hint!" Mari called out to Anthony.
"I'm excited!" I said, delighted.
"Yeah! I haven't met Shane Dawson or Toby Turner yet, so I'm pretty excited!"

Ian came out of the shower in his smosh shirt and Anthony wore his too.
"Are we all ready?" I called out. I heard everyone call out "Yes!"

It was a long drive to LA, but it was fun listening to the smosh album the whole way there. Charlie's cage was sitting on my lap, and he seemed to enjoy that. All was silent until Ian did his best Charlie impression.
"Hello, can I have some booze?" Everyone started laughing for the rest of the way. Charlie started running on his guinea pig wheel.

Once we got to the hotel, Ian and I unpacked our suitcase and Mari and Anthony did the same in their room. It was 3pm so we all went to get a coffee and pastry at the Starbucks across the road from the hotel. All of a sudden, Shane Dawson and Toby Turner walked in, and said hi!
"Hey guys! I wonder who this is?" Shane turned to me. He had obviously seen that episode of mail time with smosh.
"Um, hi! Nice to meet you!" I shook Shane and Toby's hands.
"Nice to meet you too!" Toby smiled at me. For about an hour we sat there talking with Toby and Shane.

Later, we went into the lobby of the convention centre and bought VidCon t shirts. I sat there with Mari, Ian and Anthony while they signed autographs and surprisingly, some people asked for my autograph too. Strange...
"Hey guys, I'm going to get a drink. Does anyone want something?" I asked.
"Yeah, I'll come with you, I need a bit of a break." Anthony replied. I grabbed my wallet and we started walking towards the food court.
"Charlotte?" Asked Anthony.
"Yeah?" I was worried. "What's wrong?"
"I need to talk to you. Alone." Anthony said.

Hope you liked it! I added a nice little cliffhanger, just to set the mood;)

Tuesday 17 January 2012

RE: My Smoshy Life Chapter 1

Ok... This is kind of embarrassing! Long story short, I mixed up the names in my last post so Ian is supposed to be my boyfriend and Anthony is supposed to be Mari's boyfriend.I really have no idea whatsoever how I messed this up, so here is chapter 1 the way it's supposed to be.


I woke up in a familiar room. Obviously mine. I rolled over and saw Ian lying there, asleep. He looked so adorable when he was asleep. Ian suddenly woke up. "Morning handsome!" I whispered in his ear.
"Good morning, beautiful!" Ian whispered back. I looked at the alarm clock.
"Oh my God! It's 12:30! We'd better get up and dressed!" I squealed quietly.
"Crap! I totally forgot! We have to meet Anthony and Mari in the park in ten minutes!" Ian said, stressing out, he ran to the shower and disappeared for three minutes. I ran in soon after. I quickly brushed my hair and teeth, had a shower and did my makeup. Anyway, I got dressed, and rushed to drink some coffee to get me going. I met Ian out the front of the house that he, Mari, Anthony and I lived in. I used to live in Australia before I moved in next door to Ian when I was seventeen when my family moved to Sacramento. When I turned 20 my parents and brother moved back to Perth and I moved in with Ian and Anthony. What a coincidence that the two dorky teenagers I met would turn out to be my best friend and boyfriend!

We ran as fast as we could to the park, my brown hair flying all over the place. We saw Anthony and Mari on the top of the hill, laughing. "What's so funny?" Ian breathed on Anthony's neck, making him jump.
"Oh, just talking about smoshpit." He replied.

"Hey Charlotte! How's it going?" Mari asked.
"Good! How are you?" I replied.
"Good! Hey, I'm going shopping this afternoon, wanna come?" Asked Mari.
"Sure!" I replied. "I need to buy some things for VidCon anyway."
"We should leave at 2 o'clock to avoid all the traffic."
"Cool!" I said.
"Good, cause Anthony and I need to film another mail time with smosh." Ian mentioned. We spent half an hour at the park and went back home place playing Xbox and watching tv.

At 2 o'clock Mari and I left to go shopping. We bought some sharpie pens for us and Ian and Anthony, outfits for VidCon, bought some
t shirts for the guys and had a coffee. "So, what's up with you and Anthony?" I asked.
"Well, nothing much, but I think he's the one!" Mari squealed.
"That's so cute!" I squealed back.
"Oh my God! It's five o'clock already!" Mari said
"Gosh! We'd better get home quick!" I replied.

We drove home quickly and inside, and walked in on Anthony and Ian still filming. Anthony stopped recording and gave Mari a hug. I went to Ian and sat in his lap.
"So what have you guys been up to while we've been away?" I asked.
"Nothing, just opening the endless piles of mail we've got." Ian replied.
"Hey look what I got!" Ian chuckled. "A notebook about me!" He flicked through it and it opened on a page that said:

Hi Ian, have you got a girlfriend? If so, dump her!

"Well, we'd better film this!" Ian reached for the camera.
"Sorry to break your hearts ladies, but Anthony and I are both taken!" Ian said, pointing the camera at me sitting on his lap.
"Um, Hi! I'm Charlotte, Ian's girlfriend!" I tried to say it nicely.
"And Anthony's mine!" Mari called from the kitchen, with a mouth full of food.

Later that night, I was looking at my tweets in bed. I had watched the new video
'Love Letters In Our Mail?' already.

~Aww! You and @smoshian are perfect for each other!

~@smoshian and you are too cute!

My followers had almost tripled since that video was uploaded this afternoon. Ian had just walked in the room and got in bed.
"Hey! Check out how many followers I have!" I called Ian.
"Oh my gosh! They have like doubled!" Ian said, his jaw dropping.
"They've tripled, stupid!" He always got his numbers wrong.
"Oh!" Ian laughed.
"I'm gonna go to sleep now." I whispered, kissing him lightly on the lips.
"Okay. I will too." Ian replied, pushing my brown hair behind my ear.




Much better, isn't it? Hope you like this, by the way!

Wednesday 4 January 2012

My Smoshy Life Chapter 1!

Ok, so here is my first smosh fanfiction. I hope you like it! I love smosh and I thought it would be a good idea to write a fanfic.


I woke up in a familiar room. Obviously mine. I rolled over and saw Anthony lying there, asleep. He looked so adorable when he was asleep. Anthony suddenly woke up. "Morning handsome!" I whispered in his ear.
"Good morning, beautiful!" Anthony whispered back. I looked at the alarm clock.
"Oh my God! It's 12:30! We'd better get up and dressed!" I squealed quietly.
"Crap! I totally forgot! We have to meet Ian and Mari in the park in ten minutes!" Anthony said, stressing out, he ran to the shower and disappeared for three minutes. I ran in soon after. I quickly brushed my hair and teeth, had a shower and did my makeup. Anyway, I got dressed, and rushed to drink some coffee to get me going. I met Anthony out the front of the house that he, Mari, Ian and I lived in. I used to live in Australia before I moved in next door to Ian when I was seventeen when my family moved to Sacramento. What a coincidence that the two dorky teenagers I met would turn out to be my best friend and boyfriend!

We ran as fast as we could to the park, my brown hair flying all over the place. We saw Ian and Mari on the top of the hill, laughing. "What's so funny?" Anthony breathed on Ian's neck, making him jump.
"Oh, just talking about smoshpit." Ian replied.

"Hey Charlotte! How's it going?" Mari asked.
"Good! How are you?" I replied.
"Good! Hey, I'm going shopping this afternoon, wanna come?" Asked Mari.
"Sure!" I replied. "I need to buy some things for VidCon anyway."
"We should leave at 2 o'clock to avoid all the traffic."
"Cool!" I said.
"Good, cause Anthony and I need to film another mail time with smosh." Ian mentioned, flicking his hair. We spent half an hour at the park and went back to Ian and Anthony's place playing Xbox and watching tv.

At 2 o'clock Mari and I left to go shopping. We bought some sharpie pens for us and Ian and Anthony, outfits for VidCon, bought some
t shirts for the guys and had a coffee. "So, what's up with you and Ian?" I asked.
"Well, nothing much, but I think he's the one!" Mari squealed.
"That's so cute!" I squealed back.
"Oh my God! It's five o'clock already!" Mari said
"Gosh! We'd better get home quick!" I replied.

We drove home quickly and inside, and walked in on Anthony and Ian still filming. Ian stopped recording and gave Mari a hug. I went to Anthony and sat in his lap.
"So what have you guys been up to while we've been away?" I asked.
"Nothing, just opening the endless piles of mail we've got." Ian replied.
"Hey look what I got!" Anthony called me over. "A notebook about me!" He flicked through it and it opened on a page that said:

Hi Anthony, have you got a girlfriend? If so, dump her!

"Well, we'd better film this!" Ian reached for the camera.
"Sorry to break your hearts ladies, but Ian and I are both taken!" Anthony said, pointing the camera at me sitting on his lap.
"Um, Hi! I'm Charlotte, Anthony's girlfriend!" I tried to say it nicely.
"And Ian's mine!" Mari called from the kitchen, with a mouth full of food.

Later that night, I was looking at my tweets in bed. I had watched the new video 'Creepy Love Letters In Our Mail?' already.

~Aww! You and @smoshanthony are perfect for each other!

~@smoshanthony and you are too cute!

My followers had almost tripled since that video was uploaded this afternoon. Anthony had just walked in the room and got in bed.
"Hey! Check out how many followers I have!" I called Anthony.
"Oh my gosh! They have like doubled!" Anthony said, his jaw dropping.
"They've tripled, stupid!" Anthony always got his numbers wrong.
"Oh!" Anthony laughed.
"I'm going to go to sleep now." I whispered, kissing Anthony lightly on the lips.
"Okay. I will too." Anthony replied, pushing my brown hair behind my ear.




Stay tuned for chapter 2!